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samnotscott.bsky.social
3x Jeopardy champion, 2x cancer survivor, father to a child with cystic fibrosis. Wife is smarter and funnier than me.
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An Opus Dei priest converted me to Catholicism two weeks ago. Here's who I think the next Pope should be.

submitted 9 hours ago • 31 comments

Pour one out for Lynne Stewart, an absolute genius whose portrayal of a little kid’s idea of a beautiful woman was letter-perfect

submitted 21 hours ago • 4 comments

ok well out-of-state friends, barring something very unexpected this is my official instruction to not donate to whoever the Democrats run here. please give your money to @statesprojectus.bsky.social

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

This is a real pretending-Bluesky-is-old-Twitter request but: I’m looking for two tickets to the NT Live screening of The Importance of Being Earnest tonight at the Coolidge Corner Cinema, if anyone in the Boston area has tickets but can’t use them.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

So he wants to take a large pool of taxpayer money and redistribute it evenly amongst the people?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Hey have you heard of this really cool video? It's called "Bozo Dubbed Over". Look it up on youtube.

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

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This might be the last time Paul Simon performs :(

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Happy tenth birthday to a real one

submitted 7 days ago • 93 comments

When the metaphor SCREAMS at you to wake the fuck up

submitted 8 days ago • 25 comments

The TikTok for Ace Hardware in Illinois lined my comment about Dave Matthews and the Chicago River

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

If you need a last minute Valentines Day gift, remember, what better way to say "I Love You" than with the gift of the spatula.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Valentine’s Day youtu.be/L3hYEwCmMhY?...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Looks like they used gungan heads to make them

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

They’re gonna change Jack and the Beanstalk to have the goose just lay regular eggs

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I try not to come on too strong with the salesmanship, but obviously shit is getting hairy out there. Given the full capitulation of our media, it's hard to find a news outlet that actually gives a fuck. That's why I'm extremely grateful for @defector.bsky.social. Join us. defector.com/products

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

Your reminder that fame is not wealth and America is broken. Mainstream people know him as the cabbie from SCROOGED, but he’s a prolific musician and entertainer who has been at the heart of music since the late ‘70s. variety.com/2025/music/n...

submitted 12 days ago • 76 comments

There is no way to own these guys as completely as they own themselves. It’s actually unfair.

submitted 13 days ago • 67 comments

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

submitted 13 days ago • 168 comments

(Bryan Cranston voiceover) Huggies is redefining the very meaning of leak protection…through the power of AI

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Is there Super Bowl commercial espionage or something

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Grimace but pronounced like Versace.

submitted 13 days ago • 37 comments

Is your county/parish RED or GREEN for the Big Game?

submitted 13 days ago • 18 comments

Lots of replies about hot dogs in this one for some reason

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There are countless Tom Servo quotes that can be lyrics in this album

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry I was late for work. I picked up 46 leather helms and got overencumbered

submitted 16 days ago • 20 comments