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samonek.bsky.social
Entertainment industry burnout calling myself "semi-retired" instead of "borderline unemployable." Los Angeles, for a quarter of a century. I unironically enjoy current popular music and I apologize to no one for that.
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Is there a way to get a no-stitch version of instagram?

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Republicans "ALL lives matter." Non-evil person: "What about a US resident here legally who's been thrown in torture prison without a trial." Republicans: "LOL we lie about everything, we are evil LOLOLOL"

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The only way Trump could make me laugh is if he started mockingly referring to Fed Chairman Jerome Powell as "Herbie" - I'm as anti-MAGA as they come but I cannot resist a fairly obscure Simpsons reference.

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We're all dead and this is hell.

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My investment guy sent a mass email on Monday predicting the markets had hit bottom What do?

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The Looks at Books sketches from Superego are top tier Paul F Tompkins material.

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Someone explain this New Yorker cartoon to me

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

I only know Rich Lowry from left right and center where he would audibly roll his eyes at any critique of the republican project so while he’s broken clocking here he should apologize for being wrong or stfu

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Apparently Joe Biden spoke today and I - an exceedingly online person - had no idea.

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There is a small scale conspiracy among the just asking questions crowd that yesterday’s “space trip” was just ai generated video I say let them cook

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You don’t have to be a star, baby to be in my show But let’s be honest it would sure help move some of these tickets

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Imagine if Silent Joe made a statement to this effect. Just imagine because that's as close as it'll get

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I wish people would stop saying "Oh he wants to send criminals to torture prison in El Salvaodor, he can start with (republican criminal)." Let's stay on point. No one should be sent to torture prison for any reason. Not even him.

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If I block the word "leavitt" will those clips stop showing up in my feed every morning? I don't need to know what that horrible liar is smirking about every day of my life actually.

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"She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies" For fifty years I thought it was "she had be circumcised" which, admittedly makes no sense - but NO MORE OR LESS SENSE THAN THIS!!

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Wow Biden really offered up a STINGING rebuke to Trump's months and months of lies about him. That's the backbone he should have showed during his presidency LOL could you imagine.

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I just had a vision - within a year chick-fil-a will start opening on Sundays. I think trump proved they don’t need to miss out on that weekend revenue anymore

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Does anyone remember the band BIG PIG, their song BREAKAWAY was in the first Bill & Ted movie and I saw them do a free concert in the west end downtown dallas and they were fantastic, very little evidence that this show happened.

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Does anyone else have a major concert that they attended that there is NO evidence of online? In 1990 Tom Tom Club played Aquafest in Austin (which is the precursor to ACL) and it was one of the most amazing shows I've ever attended. To this day I cannot find a clip, article or review.

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So what, like Elon Musk just stopped existing?

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My latest in my series of posts where I use the same word multiple times in a single sentence

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MAGA in the movie Brazil: “Tuttle, Buttle - an honest mistake and to be fair Buttle was no angel.”

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I deeply admire Ms. Ocasio-Cortez however I refuse to believe Idaho matters. I'm not 100% sure it exists

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My wife just made a malapropism and I said "Was the grink there?" and she didn't get it which is why you should always marry someone precisely as Online as you.

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RIP Jed the Fish

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