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Congrats to my work friends who fixed the subtitles on the Oscars: In Memoriam this year so they weren’t right over the names!

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Shout out to anyone who mains healers in 6v6 games- y’all are the real MVPs always.

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The Doctor has always been gay but now he is like gay gay and I love it

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It’s funny how American Christians are so obsessed with making movies about how real and amazing the Old Testament is when they could just like… act like Christ. Way more compelling.

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Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife I hope we get 100 more!

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Woman in a TikTok with perfect skin: let’s see if this mask makes my skin look perfect! Spoiler Alert: it does.

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Never lost a Marvel Rivals match where we had 3 healers just saying!!!

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You are not immune to nationalism.

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This is so funny to me because the reason the US entered WWII so late was because there was a TON of Nazi sympathy here and rampant anti-semitism. That’s why it took the bombing of Pearl Harbor to get us involved. Not to mention Winston Churchill publicly admired Hilter for his eugenics.

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Sometimes I wonder if the social media emphasis on women’s “healing” from their trauma is just a way to again circumvent the anger that would empower us to actually do something to change our situation. I don’t want to heal I want to get even. I want no other women to suffer again.

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Ever since I met my wife whenever I see couple things I’m always like “awwwwwww” and I just love love because I’m no longer a salty lonely bitch lol

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Saw a screening of a few of David Lynch’s short films. I miss seeing art made viscerally, cheaply, and for a small messy audience. It actually makes the world feel bigger and more interesting. Mass appeal shrinks it all down. Shit inspired me. Glad I saw it.

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Our cat asks to be put to bed every night but sometimes she cries a little if she thinks we are having too much fun without her. Tonight she was crying a lot and my wife and I were making fun of her (she sounds so pathetic even though she wanted to go!) but she didn’t stop.

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For those who are worried we are going to direction of Nazi Germany I have news for you. They got the idea from us. Search for Henry Ford and Hitler and Nazism and Jim Crow.

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Dismantling the death penalty is a responsibility that belongs to all of us. Inspiring to see how a group of nuns are trying to save women on death row in Texas: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

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Nick Jonas is the only JoBro going to heaven fyi

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Missed Tumblr ads

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I feel bad for people who don’t have bits with their partner.

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My beautiful wife 😭😭

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millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance

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I miss my wife (she is taking a bath)

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My baby kitty with the tortitude 💜😈 #torti #cats #illustration #art #ink #purple

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Beeyuteeful Emily 🩷 She’s mad I won’t move my laptop off my lap so she can sit there lol

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More baby kitty 🖤🖤🖤 #sketch #torti #cats #illustration #sketchbook #art

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I feel like if Timothee Chalamet had lesbian friends they would tell him that singing Bob Dylan songs on SNL was a little self-indulgent and he wouldn’t have done it. It doesn’t matter either way because he is a white boy but you know

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Have an OC or a blorbo you’re desperately wanting artwork of? Opening b&w digital commissions! Starting $125 for the type of single-character pieces shown below, +$75 each additional character. DM me! #art #illustration #comicart #commissionsopen #oc #ocart #originalcharacter #fanart #digitalart

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Bridget Jones’ life seems like a fucking nightmare?

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I’m holding your hand while I’m saying this: I think a lot of you on here would benefit from watching Origin (2024) dir Ava DuVernay. Or if you’re a reader pick up Caste by Isabel Wilkerson (the book the movie is based around).

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Would like to see a Gavin Newsom Mark Cuban team up tbh

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What I’ve learned from the internet reaction to Section 31 is there are so many fake male nerds!

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A mood today

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How do I tell my wife I was soul bonded to Adam Warlock today

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So many videos of straight women bragging on how romantic their male partner is can just be summed up as: “he doesn’t want me to die!” Men need to do better.

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Played a round a Marvel Rivals where Groot built a fort around me (as Squirrel Girl) in the mission area and it was so apropos and also it worked lol

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Really hoping that they announce some better artists for Warped Tour 😭

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Really not loving the trend of advertisers trying to get you to think your coochie smells.

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Women in their own spaces 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

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Congrats to my work friends who fixed the subtitles on the Oscars: In Memoriam this year so they weren’t right over the names!

Shout out to anyone who mains healers in 6v6 games- y’all are the real MVPs always.

The Doctor has always been gay but now he is like gay gay and I love it

It’s funny how American Christians are so obsessed with making movies about how real and amazing the Old Testament is when they could just like… act like Christ. Way more compelling.

Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife I hope we get 100 more!

Woman in a TikTok with perfect skin: let’s see if this mask makes my skin look perfect! Spoiler Alert: it does.

Never lost a Marvel Rivals match where we had 3 healers just saying!!!

You are not immune to nationalism.

This is so funny to me because the reason the US entered WWII so late was because there was a TON of Nazi sympathy here and rampant anti-semitism. That’s why it took the bombing of Pearl Harbor to get us involved. Not to mention Winston Churchill publicly admired Hilter for his eugenics.

Sometimes I wonder if the social media emphasis on women’s “healing” from their trauma is just a way to again circumvent the anger that would empower us to actually do something to change our situation. I don’t want to heal I want to get even. I want no other women to suffer again.

Ever since I met my wife whenever I see couple things I’m always like “awwwwwww” and I just love love because I’m no longer a salty lonely bitch lol

Saw a screening of a few of David Lynch’s short films. I miss seeing art made viscerally, cheaply, and for a small messy audience. It actually makes the world feel bigger and more interesting. Mass appeal shrinks it all down. Shit inspired me. Glad I saw it.

Our cat asks to be put to bed every night but sometimes she cries a little if she thinks we are having too much fun without her. Tonight she was crying a lot and my wife and I were making fun of her (she sounds so pathetic even though she wanted to go!) but she didn’t stop.

For those who are worried we are going to direction of Nazi Germany I have news for you. They got the idea from us. Search for Henry Ford and Hitler and Nazism and Jim Crow.

Dismantling the death penalty is a responsibility that belongs to all of us. Inspiring to see how a group of nuns are trying to save women on death row in Texas: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

Nick Jonas is the only JoBro going to heaven fyi

Missed Tumblr ads

I feel bad for people who don’t have bits with their partner.

My beautiful wife 😭😭

millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance

I miss my wife (she is taking a bath)

My baby kitty with the tortitude 💜😈 #torti #cats #illustration #art #ink #purple

Beeyuteeful Emily 🩷 She’s mad I won’t move my laptop off my lap so she can sit there lol

More baby kitty 🖤🖤🖤 #sketch #torti #cats #illustration #sketchbook #art

I feel like if Timothee Chalamet had lesbian friends they would tell him that singing Bob Dylan songs on SNL was a little self-indulgent and he wouldn’t have done it. It doesn’t matter either way because he is a white boy but you know

Have an OC or a blorbo you’re desperately wanting artwork of? Opening b&w digital commissions! Starting $125 for the type of single-character pieces shown below, +$75 each additional character. DM me! #art #illustration #comicart #commissionsopen #oc #ocart #originalcharacter #fanart #digitalart

Bridget Jones’ life seems like a fucking nightmare?

I’m holding your hand while I’m saying this: I think a lot of you on here would benefit from watching Origin (2024) dir Ava DuVernay. Or if you’re a reader pick up Caste by Isabel Wilkerson (the book the movie is based around).

Would like to see a Gavin Newsom Mark Cuban team up tbh

What I’ve learned from the internet reaction to Section 31 is there are so many fake male nerds!

A mood today

How do I tell my wife I was soul bonded to Adam Warlock today

So many videos of straight women bragging on how romantic their male partner is can just be summed up as: “he doesn’t want me to die!” Men need to do better.

Played a round a Marvel Rivals where Groot built a fort around me (as Squirrel Girl) in the mission area and it was so apropos and also it worked lol

Really hoping that they announce some better artists for Warped Tour 😭

Really not loving the trend of advertisers trying to get you to think your coochie smells.

Women in their own spaces 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

The Substance was a masterpiece. My wife and I keep asking ourselves how it got nominated for so many Oscars as a feminist horror movie.

Had to say a baby who looked like John Malkovich was cute today

A clearer picture of the artblocker.