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We all saw exactly what Elon did, so let’s not mess around

submitted 76 days ago • 3 comments

‘Mystic Mountain’ captured by Hubble in the Carina Nebula

submitted 142 days ago • 252 comments

ME: Do you ever get sad trying to remember the smell of the house you grew up in? DRIVE THRU SPEAKER: So that's one Diet Coke, no ice?

submitted 142 days ago • 79 comments

Quote this with a picture when you realized that your body was 🍵

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 143 days ago • 11 comments

bartender: we don’t allow giraffes in here sir me: I’m not a giraffe bartender: I know I’m just telling you

submitted 169 days ago • 57 comments

I like bananas when they've just barely turned yellow. I still need to be able to see green. I love barely ripe bananas. I loathe ripe or overly ripe bananas. I'll choke down a yellow banana if I have to, but I literally can't eat them when they've got brown spots. *shudder*

submitted 216 days ago • 36 comments