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CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary theonion.com/ceo-s-s...

Among a bunch of disgusting morons who are in charge of our country, JD Vance is remarkable. Uncharismatic, uninteresting, obviously bought-and-paid-for, and (as the kids say) cringe.

Today is as good of a day as any to post the Florida Marlins theme song "Marlins Will Soar" as written and performed by Scott Stapp.

[with great gravity, aware that, when I speak, my words, like Black Bolt, will cause widespread devastation, but not of physical structures but of an entire burgeoning economic sector which will never recover] ...oh yeah? more like fartificial intelligence

This ad aired in 2002….they have been trying to warn us and we weren’t paying attention

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The lady in front of me on this plane absolutely sucks at solitaire

Can’t. Working on a giant magnet to attract a meteor and end this bullshit timeline.

Time for the next chapter in "NCAA college football logos over a state outline." Last, but never least, Wyoming. WE ARE DONE.

Empty but whole

“Looney Tunes” is more enjoyable to look at than Picasso’s work and is therefore better

Love a good cartoon

Every year I see one truly good “see you next year”

Ignorance is pathetic

Way to go Aaron Rodgers! You went to a great school, you are a professional athlete, yet against all odds you are a moron who sucks

At 100k i'll post Ween

he was so entertaining and such a goofster that we tend not to think of him this way, but rickey henderson was flat out one of the very greatest american athletes who's ever lived

It’s the time of year for mentioning one of my favourite ‘untranslatables’. ‘Poronkusema’, in Finnish, once denoted a distance of around 7.5km, which is roughly how long a reindeer can last before needing to urinate. ‘Poronkusema’ means ‘reindeer pee’.

1. People Tree 2. Money 3. Way Down

The Sixth Sense is a Christmas movie