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CW- I'm an asshole. For actual discussions- Discord: SamtanicPanic
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i'll get back to following people when i don't feel so lazy

submitted 617 days ago • 1 comment

being inbred is one of those things that's classy if you're rich and trashy if you're poor

submitted 664 days ago • 1 comment

my favorite thing about being a midwit is when other midwits insist I'm smart because then that means they also must be smart

submitted 664 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t usually find people attractive unless I know some of their personality because people don’t earn most of their physical traits and the traits they do are signalers of their personality anyway

submitted 664 days ago • 0 comments

anyone who's ever had squirt on their dick will not see heaven

submitted 664 days ago • 1 comment

joan of arc would have been trans

submitted 664 days ago • 1 comment

I try and try and try but I cannot be problematic enough to get Taylor Swift or Grimes to date me

submitted 664 days ago • 0 comments

I have a self hatred that could only be cultivated by simultaneously being the middle and step child

submitted 666 days ago • 2 comments

if you want to get around sinning, you simply must do acts that had not yet been invented at the writing of the Bible ;)

submitted 667 days ago • 2 comments

Going back and forth between Bluesky and twitter like a digital atm (that’s ass to mouth for the non porn brained)

submitted 667 days ago • 2 comments

ppl say leftists are extreme now but tbh theyre not shit compared to what they used to be

submitted 667 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone can be a mother but it takes a special lady to be a mommy

submitted 668 days ago • 1 comment

Just remember- if you've had an abortion this is still your day too <3

submitted 668 days ago • 2 comments

Trying to pretend my tears are because of the wedding and not and anxiety attack and tbh it’s not going so well

submitted 669 days ago • 2 comments

On the bird app I promoted eloping because it meant you never have to go to a wedding you don’t care about again. After all, it’s not like they came to your wedding.

submitted 669 days ago • 1 comment

Grooming my younger male friend by making him watch Eighth Grade, Obvious Child, and Midsommar (in this order)

submitted 669 days ago • 1 comment

Real is correct

submitted 669 days ago • 0 comments

short kings should be using this as propaganda

submitted 669 days ago • 1 comment

idgi. i get fucked up the ass all the time but im still short??

submitted 669 days ago • 1 comment

my husband went to a dinner thing. said he would be gone until 1 am. came home at 8. asked me what's for dinner because he only had some chicken wings.

submitted 670 days ago • 0 comments

im the kind of idiot who gets banned on twitter for being too spicy so i come to lefty twitter like i'm gonna fare so much better here

submitted 670 days ago • 3 comments

what's hot page needs to be changed to what's gay page

submitted 670 days ago • 0 comments

They have to be racist so you can fuck it out of them

submitted 670 days ago • 1 comment

you're just jealous because he beat you to the walmart branding

submitted 670 days ago • 1 comment

i'm a globalhomo in that my butt plug was imported

submitted 670 days ago • 0 comments

Next time you dad calls you an incel, have him set up a tinder account with your pictures and see how well his shitty pick up lines work

submitted 670 days ago • 1 comment

In Memphis, they only have BBQ to eat. The only store you can buy food, which is BBQ, is the Bass Pro Pyramid. If you try to eat not-BBQ, they shoot you. Not even the police, everyone just carries a gun. Then they cook you, into BBQ of course, then sell you at the Bass Pro Pyramid. I have rickets.

submitted 670 days ago • 2 comments

The lower quality of a poster you are the more invite codes you get because they are making you recruit people to pick up your slack

submitted 670 days ago • 1 comment

Bluesky is out here making a new social internet. But we’ve barely grasped the power and promise of an anti-social internet

submitted 671 days ago • 0 comments