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samthegoblin.bsky.social
just a funny lil guy
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what do?!

gunna bite ya

you either piss in the sink or stink in the the piss skink

AGH!

"how was DnD yesterday?" the DM:

n light of the romance holiday around the corner, I present to you "The Dating Game"! May Ketra find a suitable... suiter!

what’s that?

BWAHHHH

The Pile!

what could possibly go wrong?

oh hi...

time for gobmas dinner

wow! a box, thanks santa!

*JEFF THEME INTENSIFIES*

waiting to bite santa

lil snack

precious baby boy

mewtwo! stop! im looking for nidorinos!!

It's that time of year again!~🎄🎁 You've been visited by the holiday dancing goblins! Pygmy, @gancegaming.bsky.social & @samthegoblin.bsky.social

hey wanna watch youtube in silence? ;3

taking applications for goblin girlfriend must be 1 goblin and 2 girl (both optional)

Nothing to see here. Just a tall green man!

always sunny in goblin town

NEVER GIVE UP!

@jameswillems.bsky.social you ever do a movie review of madam web? i need that in my life

your problem now

CREATURE SIGHTED ITS @samthegoblin.bsky.social AS BOWSER JR

my boyfriend thought this was a photo, thats a pretty good compliment

ZIPPIDY DEE I REPLACED YOUR PEE (with pepsi)

Just riding my trusty steed @/lluisabadias.bsky.social across the landscape.

you underestimate my power