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My thoughts on the Death Stranding 2 Trailer: Nobody in the world makes shit like this other than Kojima, and I'm thankful for that. Both that he makes it and that he's the only one who does it. After I gave the first one a second chance, I ended up liking it. I'm just here for the freakshow.

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priest: do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? rob zombie: yeah

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Still working through FF7Rebirth. I love this series because most of it is dancing minigames, characters acting silly in cutscenes, cute birds, fishing, and just general road trip comedy shit, but every few hours you have to kill a god.

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I have important news about Alan Wake that I will be revealing live on air in a few moments. Press conference incoming. Plus: An update to the baldness scale. www.samu3lk.com Join me NOW.

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www.samu3lk.com - Streaming some more AVOWED for perchance... for a fortnight...!!! Also going to update the Bigfoot-Bigglesworth Greater Baldness Scale.

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They're posting too much horror to the timeline today. Here's a photo of my stupid dogs.

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www.samu3lk.com - Streaming an update to my Big To Big Greater Baldness Theory Scale and then playing more Avowed.

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I feel like shit but I'm going to take a quick nap and if I feel better when I wake up I'm gonna play Avowed on Twitch. Stay tuned. Follow now so you don't miss it. www.samu3lk.com

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www.samu3lk.com - Streaming AVOWED on a raining evening...!!

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Solving an anagram.

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Besties: Prank War— the new graphic novel illustrated by Sarah K. Turner and written by @jeffreycanino.bsky.social and I— is out today!!! 🥳 Let the prankening begin!

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If you want some Space Ghost Coast to Coast episode recommendations: - Knifin' Around - Cookout - Woody Allen's Fall Project - Boat Show - Flipmode - Banjo - Freak Show Those are my favorites just off the dome. I'll probably think of more.

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I truly cannot begin to describe the degree to which Cartoon Planet and Space Ghost Coast to Coast shaped my sense of humor. Thank you and RIP to George Lowe.

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These two characters basically have the same schtick.

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www.samu3lk.com - Streaming more ALAN WAKE REMASTERED! Let's see which tables and desks I can stand on this week...!

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I guess when she's being emotionally honest you could call her Earnest Borg Nine. Guard lowers a black bag over my head and begins strapping my wrists to the arms of the chair as the executioner takes his place by the switch on the wall

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SKINAMARINK Yo, what if it were real!?!

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One of my all time favorite films is The Royal Tenenbaums and I have a poster signed by the entire cast EXCEPT Gene Hackman for some goddamn reason signed the back. I don't think he's an asshole, but he was kind of a son of a bitch. RIP to a real one.

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It would be funny if this video was just "One of my biggest hits was I Love Rocky Road, and believe it or not I only wrote the lyrics..." with different songs over and over again for 17 minutes.

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Tifa damn it quit horsing around up there, you're gonna break your neck.

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doing important work in the pre-show www.twitch.tv/samu3lk

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www.samu3lk.com - I am now streaming the video game known as Alan Wake: Made by Sam Lake! He's got the same first name as me and Lake and Wake rhyme. Makes you think, except Sam Lake plays Max Payne / Alex Casey, except for the voice, which is a different guy, who I think is bald? I dunno.

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I remembered the trick I learned where I can stand on desks in Alan Wake so look forward to that tonight on the stream. Catch me in the Dark Place around 7-ish Eastern at my gamer stream. www.samu3lk.com

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www.samu3lk.com - Streaming Avowed! It's a woke game about purple skeletons or something?? No clue.

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Gonna give this a try. Might stream it. Gimme a couple hours to decide. I need to go buy dog food and then I want Panda Express. We'll see how I'm feeling after that.

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Didn't think the day would ever come...

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There are two types of Weed Store. 1) Looks like a hotel lobby or Apple Store. Run by a guy dressed like a barista with sleeve tattoos. No product on shelves. 2) Has bongs shaped like AK-47s in the window, millions of products, some of which are poison. Cashier is a Muslim dude who doesn't smoke.

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I made this joke in high school and none of my goth friends watched Dragon Ball and didn't think it was funny.

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www.samu3lk.com - Streaming a visual novel dating simulator thing called MiSide? No idea what it's about but I am definitely falling in love with this anime girl.

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Things I Feel In My Heart: To tattleTALE is a verb. You can tattletale on somebody. TattleTAIL is a noun. Somebody who engages in tattleTELLING is a tattleTAIL.

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www.samu3lk.com - Streaming ALAN WAKE REMASTERED as part of my Let's Play the Remedyverse Retrospective

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After watching Severance last night, I think the series has an uphill battle re: Milchick. After over a decade working in corporate positions, there is likely no force powerful enough on this planet that make me feel empathy for a middle manager.

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The island Jeju in South Korea has a naturally occurring boss battle arena.

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Think I'm getting the hang of this thing.

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www.samu3lk.com - Playing AI: The Somnium Files. I do not know what this game is.

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