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#NAFO Fella on a mission to bonk vatniks, MAGAts and the biggest nazi fucktard of them all: elon musk.
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Putin is still using the outdated and pirated Windows XP on his computer in the Kremlin, media reports have noted. Microsoft stopped supporting this version of the OS more than 10 years ago. The last security update for XP was released in 2019. This sums up the state’s tech capability.

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WHAT KERCH BRIDGE DOING???🤩💙💛 KERCH BRIDGE ON FIRE AGAIN, NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!!! #SlavaUkraini #KerchBridge #KerchBridgeOnFire #Bavovna #russia #Crimea #CrimeaIsUkraine #Blyat

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

My friend Liam has outdone himself apparently Kevin Sourbones is not pleased 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

submitted 9 days ago • 15 comments

This puppet has Putin's hand up his ass.

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

We need this here. But every time it's suggested the right has conniption fits. Having people fall for propaganda is essential for their continued existence.

submitted 8 days ago • 32 comments

If this is even remotely accurate, Elon Musk and Donald Trump have killed more people in several months than the Iraq war killed in a decade

submitted 5 days ago • 140 comments

It’s fine, he’s just got all your personal data. 💊💉

submitted 5 days ago • 421 comments

Special Delivery

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone recognize him? He's been wandering the neighborhood.

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

#Zelenskyy 's #Cards 😁

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

It’s magic.. 😂

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submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Yes. And he should be fined billions to pay for all the damage he's done.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

He's all talk. Pootin knows he'll pussy out.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Russian losses per 29/05/25 reported by the Ukrainian General Staff +1050 men +1 AFV +31 artillery +81 UAVs

submitted 7 days ago • 17 comments

Putin had no problem hitting civilians from a distance. But now that Ukraine can hit back, he’s whining from his bunker—and Medvedev is once again threatening World War III. Cowards.

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Good mornin' dear #NAFO #Fellas Splendid News! 2day, our morning ☕ or 🫖 is sweetened by 990 denazified Orcs! 🫡 🇺🇦💪 May our morning coffees and teas taste 4 digits sweeter again tomorrow! #SlavaUkraini 🫶🇺🇦 Have a sunny day and never forget: Ceterum censeo Russiam esse delendam! #RussiaMustBeDestroyed

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Help Wild Hornets protect the skies from russian genocidal attacks. The famed Dronho unit of Arey needs our support 🫡💙💛 Donate or reshare the quoted post 📯 👇👇👇👇👇👇

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Save the date! Saturday, June 14th. #Resist

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Bonk to the Future. "How could I have been so careless? 1.21 gigabonks!"

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I used my #NAFO funding from the CIA to purchase a brand of vehicle Elon Musk fears the most... BYD! And the Shark 6 is infinitely better than that Cybertruck piece of shit.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

🤷🏼‍♂️

submitted 13 days ago • 1059 comments

Can an American citizen please explain to me HOW trump hasn't been arrested and removed from office for all the criminal 💩 he's doing? Is the president of the United States above the law?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

WTF?

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*BREAKING NEWS* The non partisan Congressional budget office has just confirmed that the bill tonight includes not only cuts to Medicaid and Obamacare but, are you sitting down Seniors? $500 BILLION CUTS TO MEDICARE!! 🤬 They continue to lie to us!

submitted 15 days ago • 75 comments

This could be Chinese propaganda but… is it wrong?

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Stage 9 moron alert. 🚨

submitted 15 days ago • 81 comments

Ukraine mourns 6 soldiers killed & 10 injured in a Russian missile strike on a training base. Immediate national scandal sparking investigations & suspensions. Russia loses this many lives every 23 minutes - no one there cares. Ukraine cherishes every life. Russia discards them.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 15 days ago • 7 comments

Translation: Trump is an easily manipulated dipshit who we laugh at over vodka martinis as we think of new ways to show the entire world on a weekly basis how much we own him.

submitted 15 days ago • 49 comments

👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾🤔

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Trump has dementia

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DISINFO: “The persistent myth of "white genocide" in South Africa represents one of the most pernicious and deliberately manufactured falsehoods circulating in global digital spaces today.” iol.co.za/sunday-tribu...

submitted 17 days ago • 85 comments

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submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments

I missed this yesterday. Donald Trump posted an AI video of himself playing the piano, guitar, and drums to Journey's "Don't Stop Believing." This guy is so cringe. 😬

submitted 17 days ago • 357 comments

Seriously, what the actual fuck?!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Fake President. Fake shooting.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Pootin is a total chicken-shit pussy coward for not going to Turkey for peace negotiations with President Zelensky.

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