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samuelwcrockett.bsky.social
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If this presidency were a movie title, it would be “Male Karen Strikes Back.”

This fucking party might actually be doomed y’all. What the shit is this? The world is on fucking FIRE and her “first bill” is “Gotta make sure nobody buys a Changan marked up a billion percent by Trump’s tariffs.” What the fuck? What in the actual fuck??

Pretty amazing how much power society gave to Silicon Valley just because they put some fancy gizmos in front of us.

I realize this is over Donald Trump's head, but killing foreign tourism will increase the trade deficit.

Most days I still can't believe Americans elected a fake real estate tycoon moron game show host POTUS once. And then after he incited an insurrection and was convicted of 34 felonies we elected him again and now even more sycophants suck his mushroom dick daily and pretend he's some kind of genius.

describing struggling people who need help as "playing video games all day"—all while giving $38 billion in gov contracts to elon musk to *literally* play video games all day—is vile on every possible level. failed state behavior

I remember when stock manipulation was illegal 🤔

I have a trade deficit with Walmart. I buy all my groceries from them, but they never buy anything from me. So I’ve decided to set 20% of what I spend with them on fire to encourage me to make my own groceries.

Sending anyone from this country to a foreign gulag, particularly without a court hearing, should rightfully end a presidency. Full stop.

This headline from the Toronto Sun belongs in the Louvre

Don’t Charge the Penguins! Leave the Penguins Alone! Penguin Protests Getting Out of Control! Mr. Popper Wants a Word with Mr. POTUS about Old MccDonold Island Tax

Convicted Felon, Donald Trump’s March 25th Executive Order targeting voter registration is an authoritarian move to prevent free and fair elections. Listen to @marcelias.bsky.social explain why we need to be paying attention. www.msnbc.com/katie-phang/...

George Soros is killing it today!

If you’re opposed to fascism and you still use X, then no you aren’t.

Mark my words and please understand: They erase your history so that they can erase your rights.

Oregon also joined a list of Democratic states seeking to overturn Trump executive orders that would slash funding for cancer research and libraries.

@RepDexterOR.bsky.social introduced an amendment to Republicans’ SAVE Act that would stop the bill from being implemented unless we could guarantee that no eligible married women be denied the right to vote. Republicans blocked it. Wonder why 🤔

Straight down seems bad

“i voted for him because i didn’t think he would do what he said he’d do”

Over $2 trillion has been erased from the stock market so far today.

Can’t help but feel that if President Bernie Sanders pulled this move the entirety of American business would try to get him pushed out of office immediately.

Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway.

Top Secret! is the funniest movie of all time Val Kilmer, RIP

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Paper Tiger

a cage full of shaved men in bunks stacked up to the ceiling is the modern day death camp. they are invoking the cruelty, the sadism, the AESTHETICS of Nazism and turning it against young Latino men. it is disgusting and it offends me in my deepest self.

I for one will never forgive or forget the people who ordered this - nor the people who voted for this.