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🔞MDNI, NSFW SOMETIMES🔞 24yo any pronouns non-binary cyborg catboy(maid?) who streams (fairly regularly)! and posts! (occasionally) pfp/png model by @starlightnoelle.bsky.social 💙 I am here now I guess
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woke fortress 2 be like -femboy scout -heavy weapons gay -themoknight -medic who gives men uteruses -pyro

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I will create a world where golden week can last forever

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WOWooo stream over! Thanks to everyone who came out and gave me permission to get high as hell while streaming lmao The Golden Week Art Stream will continue tomorrow! In the meantime here's what we made today #CourageousArt

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hey girl. you seem like the kind of thing that would breach containment

submitted 111 days ago • 3 comments

sketch

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

if you already know about the Japanese game preservation society situation & don't wanna go digging thru the article for a link, you can support them financially here: www.gamepres.org/en/support/ they only need like 300-400 monthly supporters giving less than 5$/month or 30$/year to stay afloat

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Five days to go. I made this to promote it but kind of regret it now

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

submitted 16 hours ago • 175 comments

Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ (1986) Episode 3 - The Knight of the Endra 00:25.588

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

thinking about gunpla date sulemio and silently weeping

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(Laughing boldly while drawing my sword) handsome warriors you lot. I bet you’ve had tons of sex. A distinct lack of pussy in my life has made my devotion to the blade complete. “Cum” then, as you do. I’ll put an end to this quickly. (Linkin Park starts playing as I attack with blinding speed)

submitted 47 days ago • 6 comments

I was at this panel at Otakon '12 and I want to add the context that this question was asked by a Lady Une cosplayer, who walked up and asked "Why is he named Full Frontal" bold as brass.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

It's that week everyone likes

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Hark! There! On the horizon! Its there and its on the horizon! What could it be?! Is it the wrath of an angry god come to strike us down for our hubris?! Oh, no, its the Golden Week Art Stream innit. Cor blimey. www.twitch.tv/starlightnoe...

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Okay friends THIS TIME FOR SURE! Im feeling better and Im ready to draw funny little pitchures for all my friends uwu Art Stream starts at 12:30pm PST

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

she was running a little late for golden week

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Its golden week somewhere! #JJArt

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

I love how the line reads sound more like Home Movies dialogue.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

some of you

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by the time disco stu was introduced as a simpsons character in the early 1990s, they were too late — disco had long since fallen out of vogue. they should have instead conceptualized him as a character more appropriate for the times, such as rap stu

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i swear im working on my commissions i PROMISE I AM and as proof here's @theamazingm.bsky.social's super cute femboy i want to chew on him like taffy

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

r/askreddit post: "white people, when did you find out you were white?" most upvoted answer "when I started jacking off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

waiter waiter!! more twinks bouncing on it sloppy style please!!!

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i was cooked way before this but you know its over when you draw The Character in a maid outfit,,, charrrr

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its been ages 🐾🪓 but here are my initial design sketches for Hera Kita @herakita.bsky.social !!!

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its that time of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

little known gamedev fact that no one ever talks about: roguelikes aren't truly random, because every now and again someone from the dev team of a roguelike connects to your system to hack the game. they make sure that you specifically have the most dogshit run imaginable 4 times in a row

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

I had a dream that Quattro was behind me in the checkout line. His cart was full of muscle milk and protein bars and discounted chocolate cereal from the Venom movie. I asked about his cart items but he pointed out they were all on clearance, dodging the question. They were. I could see the stickers

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Race Queen Kara ✨🏁

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