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Rooker starting in the outfield for the second time this year tonight

this guy has been on the Twins roster all year and has started exactly 0 games, probably because he's too good looking

are they saving Ollie Watkins for something more important than this?

once upon a time-

I've sworn off lettuce after reading this

Highest wRC+ since 1969 (min. 50 PA): Rece Hinds - 175 Aaron Judge - 173 Barry Bonds - 173 Mike Trout - 169 Yordan Alvarez - 166 Juan Soto - 158 Mark McGwire - 157 Livan Soto - 157 Frank Thomas - 154 Terry Forster - 154 Shohei Ohtani - 153

This is wild; There are two offenses where the opposing starter had a quality start against them in +50% of games Rockies - 10 out of 16 games Phillies(!) - 8 out of 16 games

Interesting looking at the xwOBA vs wOBA chart since 2021, and Altuve living in a different zipcode than where he had been

me: man what's going on with Yordan yordan:

I know he's coming out of the bullpen now but whoa-

If you've ever felt like the Rockies go to LA just to get spanked a few times a year (like I have), they're 92-169 All Time at Dodger Stadium (105 loss pace)

Everyone declared Devers fixed, and he's quietly gone back to going 0-13. A true slumpaholic relapse

Who decided that the people all the way down by 135th deserved a Betty Rae's

People who started Tanner Houck-

There were average 6 qualified starters a season between 2014-2016 that threw +80% fastballs, but 0 since 2023. So far in 2025 there are 2 who could qualify-

I hate to say this because I have this guy on multiple teams, but I think Felix Bautista is in trouble it's time to remember how dominant this man once was-

When you're buying rum in college and have no money

Asking what happened to his buddy at the end of the cat movie

Me looking at Due Process that's 0-29 with 14 K 0 BB in 2025 "it's due"

I want to know who is defining "streamer" at ESPN

Aaron Judge is insane-

Highest Qualified CSW% All Time-

my coworkers when I'm asked for an update on a team call on something I haven't thought about for a week-

This has to be AI right. It's calling David Hamilton + Luis Guerrero for Gabe Speier a block buster trade idea

me and the boys celebrating rory winning the masters

It in fact, did not get in the hole

this thing is going to sell so much better than it would have, simply because it is so clearly the anti-Cybertruck

Dad bods, the thing you've never seen at a baseball game before

No one: Me driving at night and the Free Bird guitar solo comes on the radio:

Ah yes Stage II of the Seiya experience

Is it possible for no one to win the NL ROY

Listening to a baseball game on the radio while mowing the lawn is a Top 5 dad experience

Being told the demise of the Braves was greatly exaggerated

Do other teams know Dodgers do the "barrels are overrated" hands ironically

Narrative determinism