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I'm a pirate of equally dubious morality and sobriety, a master of self-promotion and self-interest, I have fought a constant and losing battle with my own best tendencies while living the nudist pirate's life. I occasionally post nude photos of myself.
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Fly me to the moon Let me play among the stars And let me see what spring is like On a-Jupiter and Mars

#summer #ticks #advice It's important to check for ticks EVERYWHERE on your body this summer. Lol

#Norway #Henningsvær Henningsvær, Norway

#Komodo #KomodoDragon #eel #ElectricEel #shock Komodo Dragon gets a shock

#cat #spider #funny The rarely seen Spider Cat

#SummerTanningTips Midnight Mystery star June Clyde soaks up the sun underneath a cellophane blanket in 1932.

#CincoDeMayo #CincoDeMayo2025

#StarWarsDay #nudism #nudity #StarWars #nonsexualnudity Happy Star Wars Day

#cats #ducks #love #SundayVibes

#StarWarsDay

#WorldNakedGardeningDay #nudism #nudist #nonsexualnudity World Naked Gardening Day

#nudism #nudist #spring #flowers #nonsexualnudity I planted some flowers and suddenly it was Spring

#cruise #Carnival #fight #melee #April2025 24 people have been banned from Carnival Cruise Line after a massive brawl broke out when the ship docked in Galveston, Texas over the weekend.

#poetry Joy Sullivan, “Want", Instructions for Traveling West

#Florida #alligator #capture Florida man Mike Dragich, a licensed alligator trapper, took on a massive 10-foot alligator along I-95 in Jacksonville on Sunday, 04/27/2025

#boating #watersports #wild Not so smooth boating

#NationalPoolOpeningDay #PoolOpeningDay #nudism #nudist #nonsexualnudity Today is National Pool Opening Day

#EarthDay #nudism #nudist #nonsexualnudity Happy Earth Day

#MonochromeMonday #nudism #nudist #nonsexualnudity Monochrome Monday

Flamingos in Celestún, Mexico by Jonathan Ross

#Easter Actress Sharon Tate and her stuffed bunny wished fans a happy Easter from a festive director's chair. 1965

Democratic Republic Of Penguins declares victory in trade war with Trump regime

This is how insider trading works. Marjorie Taylor Greene buying Apple, Pi, Qualcomm, Dell, Amazon, and Lam stocks seems a lot more sus before the tariff exemptions on electronics components, smartphones, semiconductors, and computers. Martha Stewart would like a word.

#baseball #JimKoenigsberget #PhilRizutto #anecdote #funny Funny baseball anecdote from Jim Koenigsberger about Phil Rizzuto

#SaturdayChill #SaturdayCool #Vintage #1950s This girl is about as old school cool as you'll ever see. Good Housekeeping, June 1952.

#ThirstyThursday #nudism #nudists #twins #GeminiTwins #beer #nonsexualnudity Hi, we're the Gemini Twins. Come have an ice cold mug of beer with us on this thirsty Thursday

#BlueAngels #NASPensacola #FortPickens At the Blue Angels practice this morning. Photo taken from Langdon Beach at Fort Pickens which is across Pensacola Bay from NAS Pensacola. Photo isn't the greatest because I was using my 20 year old Canon 40D with a 300mm lens.

#TacoTuesday #nudism #nudist #nonsexualnudity Happy Taco Tuesday

Rob Bresnahan has made 264 stock trades in his first 3 months of office. He ran on eliminating Congressional stock trading.

#OnThisDayInHistory #history #WHO On this day in history, April 7, 1948, the World Health Organization, a specialized agency of the UN, was formally established.

#MonochromeMonday #nudism #nudists #GeminiTwins Hello again from us, The Gemini Twins

#Chicago #beaver #name #cute ‘Plump’ beaver is Chicago’s newest viral sensation. Now, it just needs a name www.aol.com/plump-beaver...

“Right now, you have got to give him some space,” Senator John Thune, the South Dakota Republican and majority leader. No, actually —you don’t have to “give him some space” — you fucking cowards & quislings.

#HumpDay #nudist #nudism #nonsexualnudity Happy Hump Day from me and some of the characters from Hump