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sanshanitizer.bsky.social
GD player, stupid idoit
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why the fuck is it featured

why the fuck is my candy trans

legit saw this while listening to rot for clout

OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE BLUETOOTH CAN MY HEADPHONES STOP CONNECTING TO EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME

how have i never mentioned that i beat bloodbath here anyways i best bloodbath like a month ago

oh my god why the fuck am i so tired ive been speeping all fucking day AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fun fact: every time you use the new ship physics the chances of your newborn magically contracting every disease ever discovered go up by 30%

i wish i did because what the fuck does this mean

ok whoever the fuck says tidal wave is the hardest level clearly hasn’t tried to patch all the skips in a memory part without adding bullshit toggle triggers

WHIZKID FOR BEST PLAYER YAY but also mulpan for best youtuber ew

unironically the best event level so far

how many bloodbath victors do you think have killed someone before? like there’s so many at least ONE of them has to be a murderer at this point right?

im gonna be 100% honest i thought that since we always fucking think tiktok is getting banned i just straight up didn’t believe it until i opened the app just now.

how tf did we survive without the warp tool for 7 YEARS

omfg i need to sleep why can’t i sleep

i love how my last two posts just make me look fucking insane

if the scp foundation and shit was real i’m letting y’all know that i would 100% post a lethal cognitohazard for shits and giggles

how weird is it to have a sudden urge to go into an airport and scream “i have a bomb” like obv im not actually going to but holy shit if it had no actual consequences i’d do it right now

i’ve never understood what this means in the full year it’s been in my notes app

my active hours on windows are automatically set to 8:00 am to 2:00 am i need to touch grass

me watching windows gray out the uninstall button on “poop fart simulator 2” because it’s a “critical process” after it shows me an ad for “gambling casino slots: get kids addicted early”

i just took the world’s most astonishing piss and no i will not elaborate

i tried playing mania again but then remembered that every map has the gd comparison of wasureta set to sneaky snitch and uninstalled it

i literally cannot fucking open tiktok because all i see is the most impatient people in the fucking world shitting themselves and crying over spotify wrapped coming out maybe A WEEK after they expected and it pisses me off so much because like how do you not realize how annoyingly impatient you are