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sanshanitizer.bsky.social
GD player, stupid idoit
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fun fact: every time you use the new ship physics the chances of your newborn magically contracting every disease ever discovered go up by 30%

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

i wish i did because what the fuck does this mean

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

ok whoever the fuck says tidal wave is the hardest level clearly hasn’t tried to patch all the skips in a memory part without adding bullshit toggle triggers

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

WHIZKID FOR BEST PLAYER YAY but also mulpan for best youtuber ew

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

unironically the best event level so far

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

how many bloodbath victors do you think have killed someone before? like there’s so many at least ONE of them has to be a murderer at this point right?

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

im gonna be 100% honest i thought that since we always fucking think tiktok is getting banned i just straight up didn’t believe it until i opened the app just now.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

how tf did we survive without the warp tool for 7 YEARS

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

omfg i need to sleep why can’t i sleep

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

i love how my last two posts just make me look fucking insane

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

if the scp foundation and shit was real i’m letting y’all know that i would 100% post a lethal cognitohazard for shits and giggles

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

how weird is it to have a sudden urge to go into an airport and scream “i have a bomb” like obv im not actually going to but holy shit if it had no actual consequences i’d do it right now

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

i’ve never understood what this means in the full year it’s been in my notes app

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

my active hours on windows are automatically set to 8:00 am to 2:00 am i need to touch grass

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

me watching windows gray out the uninstall button on “poop fart simulator 2” because it’s a “critical process” after it shows me an ad for “gambling casino slots: get kids addicted early”

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

i just took the world’s most astonishing piss and no i will not elaborate

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

i tried playing mania again but then remembered that every map has the gd comparison of wasureta set to sneaky snitch and uninstalled it

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

i literally cannot fucking open tiktok because all i see is the most impatient people in the fucking world shitting themselves and crying over spotify wrapped coming out maybe A WEEK after they expected and it pisses me off so much because like how do you not realize how annoyingly impatient you are

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

if you fake your reactions to seem “nonchalant” or whatever the fuck you think you are i need you to stay as far away from limbo as possible. if your reaction doesn’t involve you shitting yourself before the end screen finishes i will come to your house and replace every wall with one of your organs

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

i started playing bb for the first time in like a month and i just did 24-80 on accident wtf

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

bad opinion time: lit fuse is the most overrated gd level of all time. like it’s really good but i don’t understand why everyone thinks it’s a masterpiece brought down to earth by god himself.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

i’m going to expose that fucking pie adblocker ad to be run by super hitler soon if i dont stop seeing some fucker talk about how “everyone will be using an ad blocker by 2025” like SHUT THE FUCK UP OMG

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

i feel INCREDIBLY hydrated rn

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

i read this as future funk 13 and ive never been more confused

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

im gonna be honest i dont know why people care more about hl2 being free than the workshop support or the documentary valve made. like i can have hatsune miku replace alyx and y'all are talking about how a game everyone already has is free?

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

people will say the new 2.2 upside down physics are fine then dress like this

submitted 103 days ago • 2 comments