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sansthelazybones.bsky.social
Read the pinned (OTHER MUSES: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rqhetjzw5y3j5empyyuq3mwx/lists/3lg25plunab2k) LEWD DNI OOC; male, minor, AuDHD No affiliations No art is mine Writer tag: http://Chris/
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*as long as it isn't mine.

*uh. *what.

*you're welcome kiddo.

*i needa talk to him 'bout that later.

*yeah, i get-‐- *what do you mean murder.

*he probably understands someone.

*no way. *it's me.

*if it makes you feel better, not even paps understands me.

*scary.

chris behold my power, i take anything with the words "i like men/women" and i make it gay/lesbian.

*because, frisk, it's me. *finally, somebody who understands me...

chris don't give a man power.

*yoooo wassup me

*hi me

*no way. *it's me.

*i'm the funniest. *they call me funnyman sans for a reason.

*do it. *they called me a smash mii costume and it hurt my feelings.

*you should give yourself a bad time, now! [lowtiergod.png]

*in dumber terms. *i'm going to do violent things to mickey mouse if thou buys undertales rights.

*giving mickey a bad time.

𝙃𝙚𝙮. 𝙝𝙚𝙮, 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙮 𝙙𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙? A portrayal of Noyno from Deltarune RIBBIT! Likes + Reposts are appreciated!, it helps this account grow. More info below! 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙚.

*what

*i will never listen to chonny jash. *thou cannot maketh me.

*stop giving me a fucking stroke klonoa mun.

*ayo spb. *i spoketh the truth.

*mere fucking minutes at this rate.

*hi kiddo.

*i can explain.

*guys, there's no heaven or hell. *when you die... *...it's nothing. *so when you die, if ya think you're goin' to a better place.. *... *then i got some news, bud. [sans i- what-]

*i didn't burn anything. *understand?

C H A R L E S C A L V I N ! A portrayal of Charles Calvin from the Henry Stickmin series! Crack/serious RP Likes + reposts appreciated! More info below 𝙄 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣..

*so this was a fucking lie.

*i don't know.

*no, i cannot cook. *last time i tried i somehow burnt the water.

*please stop awakening me.

*what. *do you. *want from me.

*shuh the fuh /j.

*wrong.

*what do you mean you saw mike schmidt from the fnaf movie.

*i've come with sad news. *there was no deltarune in 3 seconds.

*stop summoning me.

*i hate it. *that's it. *i'm shooting the tv.

*it was me! *i totally got control of the quote bot to do this! *.. [yawn.] *man, lying sure is tiring.

*what do you want. *my name was said. *tomska's law.