Profile avatar
sapiosiren.bsky.social
Gin, Goddex of OSINT, Former Restauranteur, Tech Adjacent Office Lackey, Resumé Whisperer, BeepBooper of things I cannot talk about. Retired swer, emphasis on the Tired she/they/he. currently in southern minnesota
4,646 posts 763 followers 377 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter
Posts 33 Comments 16

My mom hid the fact that she had cancer from me last summer until after she had it removed. Now I overheard that she is treating a spot on her temple with ivermectin and a red light lamp without having it tested. I am a mess of mixed feelings right now.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I'm jealous of people who know how to shut the fuck up. I shut up and subtitles appear on my face.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I swear to fuck the toilets at work amplify fart noises like a megaphone

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

One of the worst parts of visiting my Iowa hometown was getting asked “well I heard Minneapolis is kinda… dangerous. How is it?” And saying repeatedly that I have never once felt unsafe in Minneapolis because POC’s and homeless people exist. They did not handle it well

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

From the Sioux City Journal Editorial Board: "just let the auditor do what he was elected to do." siouxcityjournal.com/opinion/edit...

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Well paint me green and call me a pickle because I'm done dillin with y’all

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I’m beginning to suspect that some people don’t understand the concept of an Article III judge

submitted 5 days ago • 153 comments

Worst person you know watching Severance, a sci-fi mystery about an evil company that uses futuristic brain chips to keep workers in a prison of employment: “umm you can’t do brain surgery in a basement, that’s not realistic.”

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

submitted 5 days ago • 305 comments

*goes on road trip to stay safe* *plane crashes into car*

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

running away from people I know while visiting my hometown

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

submitted 5 days ago • 595 comments

He still hasn’t asked me to be his leprechaun for St Patrick’s Day yet

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so nervous my mouth tastes like metal

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Why in the flaming fuck does Outlook need to change its UI

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

No, you're still cute, just the way you slept for 13 hours surprised me

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like a water balloon

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Excited for Mr menswear

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Hope everyone remembered to leave a piece of pie and a box of .50 ammo out for Reacher last night

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

submitted 8 days ago • 136 comments

Trump : im only going after illegal immigrants People : these people are legally here Trump : i have made them illegal

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

It has taken us YEARS to arrange this. I’m so worried for her. This is stupid.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The good friend who was going to transport my husband’s ashes to his family in China is on a green card and is being warned if she leaves they might not let her return to the US.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Does *67 still work to call anonymously?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Taking a gummy because I will NOT be waking up in a panic for the witching hour two nights in a row, no siree!!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

*walking into Oval Office* Mr President, you're Scaring The Hoes.

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

Me: I’m definitely not a catgirl Also me: time for my daily nap in the sunlight!!!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Getting a TON of calls from my home area code and half are marked as “scam likely.” I’m sure they are scams, but I keep thinking one will be the bad ex calling me.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

DnD (2025 edition)

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Sleep Token is vagueposting omgomgomg 😱

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve been pestering this lady once a week since November for a response to a document I sent her. Finally I cc’d her manager with the document attached and she responds with, can you send me the document? I never received it. Her manager was cc’d. The document was attached. I just sent it again. 🙃

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

It is definitely Moneusday

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments