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sarahamero.bsky.social
Comedy writer | Actor | Level 20 Autism Sorcerer | Problem child at The Daily Tism
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Prevent being bitten by a wellness influencer by anointing yourself with pasteurised milk

Attending the EUIC final to see @chazingdra.bsky.social and co (and clap like I'm at the opera)

Autistic people don’t need to be cured. We need to be smoked

Her most perverse fantasies include having a roof over her head, not becoming another unemployment statistic and surviving long enough to claim a pension that will allow her to die with a shred of dignity.

Karen Hoyland, 42, doesn’t want to pry into your “condition” but also very much does want to pry – and if she can make you feel like a dangerous weirdo in the process, that’s just a bonus.

Help fund our evil schemes! We’re crowdfunding for props and costumes for the next episode of the sketch show! If you enjoyed the last one and want to see an autistic Mr. Darcy in a cheap Halloween costume, why not chuck a few coins into our Ko-Fi?

Must be nice not to live your life in fear of the LNER puppet. To just travel by rail in peace

A girl just called across the street to me to tell me she loved my outfit. I'm so through with pretending I don't live for validation. That was uplifting as hell

Autistic gals - you know what this track is about, I don’t need to explain it to you 😂 Out 24th Feb

They should take a photo of you coming out of your autism assessment. You know, like they do on the rides

Calling all hags, harpies, trickster gods, ne'er-do-wells, goblins, beasts and bog witches: join us for tomorrow's live recording of Autistic Women Oversharing at 6pm GMT! (That's my way of saying "if you're as terrible as we are, come along, you'll love this")

Our Trans Family and History WILL NOT BE ERASED 🏳️‍⚧️ Rally at the Stonewall National Monument in New York City in response to the current administration’s efforts to erase transgender people.

“It’s either that or a ‘to the most wonderful partner in the world’. Which seems a bit of a stretch. I’ve only known the man eight months. And I don’t like the way he holds a fork.”

I'm so pleased we get to hang out here, my friend! Everyone say hello to a true paragon of creativity and a truly lovely person all round ❤️

Someone asked me if The Daily Tism was highbrow humour and I genuinely didn't know how to answer so I wrote this to make myself feel like an intellectual

So much for escapism. My D&D character is in debt

I found out that posts on here are called 'skeets'??? Are we living in a post-Lil Jon society?

The Black Parade is such a good album, but I am SO glad I'm only hearing it now. If I'd been listening to this as a teenager I'd have been even more insufferable than I was. 17 year-old me couldn't have been trusted with the likes of MCR

And in case you missed it, The Daily Tism are doing a podcast - it's co-founders Sara and Elsa, plus me - and we overshare. We overshare big time. I genuinely think I may never work again once these episodes are out.

Googling "how to stop laughing myself hoarse" after this morning's podcast recording with @sararoseg.bsky.social and @elsawilliams.bsky.social. I'm making such an earnest effort to start doing voice work at home again but these funny legends are undoing all my progress by making me WHEEZE

This should go without saying but men who use our satire website socials and community to be creepy to autistic women will be immediately and permanently banned from anything to do with The Daily Tism. One strike and you’re out. If anyone is doing this & we’ve missed it, DM us & we’ll take action.

My mum's mind has just been blown by the concept of overnight oats. Just the notion of waking up to oats

I need every cis person that follows me to read this and genuinely think about it for a while, and I need them to understand that this is the explicit goal of this administration. If you’re trans, you know the stories like it already; spare yourself.

Cthulhu, described as “a monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind,” disclosed their diagnosis after Kanye West made a similar claim.

I'm a psych student, and I often get this creeping sense that some folks just straight-up don't like autistic people IRL. There's a steady supply of people who take an academic interest in autism, or "really want to work with autistic kids!!1" but actually being around us is a different story

“I have no plans to pen a memoir or write a set.” said Thomas. “Or do anything remotely creative, actually. But I’m still hopeful the anecdotes will come in useful.”

yay! i've been playing the base game for years now, and i really like how the developers meshed the genres of social stealth game, rhythm game, and kerbal space program into a single experience! i bought the last dlc (the adhd expansion pack) too, with its stressful but rewarding time-trial mode

One day I'll successfully mine all of my co-occuring conditions for Daily Tism content. For now, I've started with 1) PMDD and 2) being a gamer