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Probably the funniest comment I’ve read on Reddit today! Reads: “Dostoevsky is bae, his bussy is straight bussin, homie got that deadly anaconda grip, doestoevsky be outside, hide your kids hide your wife doestoevsky be clapping everybody's cheeks the ocky way, bing bong”

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Someone needs to take the keys to his faulty self-driving car away.

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There have never been kings in America. The monarchy doesn't start now.

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Imagine being the richest person in the world and still looking like that.

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The relief when you accidentally pull the cable on a crowded bus during rush hour and someone actually alights.

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I love these signs with tiny bread slices one shouldn’t feed to pigeons.

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OMG there’s a version of Please Please Please featuring Dolly Parton. Game recognizes game. #SabrinaCarpenter

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Sabrina Carpenter’s song “Lie to Girls” is the most perfect Al-Anon song since “Up On Cripple Creek” by The Band.

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The weed aroma is so strong. But also, illness abounds.

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I got a sparkly pink guillotine pin from @disastermarch.bsky.social (Wild Hunt Designs) and have not forgotten my lanyard once this week. Coincidence?

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Talked to coworkers about DOGE today and lemme tell ya, the religious fervor level faith in Elon’s judgment is real, and that is horrifying Also one of them cheerfully saying of course Trump won’t refuse to obey court orders like dude WHAT DO YOU THINK HE IS DOING RIGHT NOW

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I hate when 1am me steals the NYT sudoku puzzles from morning me.

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Since they’re not releasing #thebachelorette this year because it’s impossible to find a full cast of men who have never been accused of SA, maybe they should just have a queer bachelorette? Yes?

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I know Grant was told to keep Rose because the producers made him. #thebachelor

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Will you accept this solved Rubik’s cube? #thebachelor

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I usually only post one sheep picture a day, it seems that we all might need a couple today to not lose hope. 💙🧶🐑

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Something about engagement on BlueSky, the more comments on a post, the less likely I am to engage myself. Like someone posted a picture of what was clearly Family Feud and said, “let’s play Jeopardy!” And it took all my effort to say “A game for opposing families or groups.”

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My cat snuggled up near the cameo of her I embroidered…

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I got these just because of Sarah Michelle Gellar.

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Today I turned something sweet very dark: my son came to snuggle with me for a half hour this morning, and as I was treasuring the moment, I thought about my cousin who died a couple weeks ago, and how I hope memories of childhood snuggles are readily available to his mom.

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Today I took the girl I’m working with to @femfopro.bsky.social’s room and she moaned in tune, then played the drums with a mallet! This is a big deal, because manipulating objects is new as of last week, and she is mostly deaf. It seems her development is really changing, and I’m so happy!

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I just summarized the plot of Groundhog Day to my son before bed. I hope he has amazing dreams!

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The most surreal and maddening feature of the campaign was that everyone agreed that high prices were the main issue but the guy explicitly, consistently running on a platform of raising everyone’s prices won voters most concerned about high prices. We hammered this time and time again and yet.

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Good morning from my black cat Perla and me!

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Max learned how to use chopsticks tonight!

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Every time someone uses the word (not actually a word) “uncomfortablility” it gives me great discomfort.

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Alex’s doodads are so cute, they make up most of my pins. I’m now dreading the weight of my work lanyard, but what’s an ouchie neck when you can add a trash baby and a glittery guillotine to the mix?

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I’m kind of tired of the news saying “DEI this and DEI that” and completely forgetting to mention at all that it stands for “Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion.” If you’re assuming your average listener or reader knows that, you’re not thinking.

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Duolingo: IF YOU DON'T DO A FRENCH LESSON I WILL IDEATE SELF-HARM Me: WELL NOW I WILL NOT DO A FRENCH LESSON EVEN HARDER

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Every time I start scrolling through the feed lately it is about equally split between "They did What now?!" and "Yay. People are still creating awesome things and sharing things they love. Phew." (And I am very grateful for the latter, helps me stay level in re: the former.)

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Writing a haiku Is speedy when the words are Multisyllabic.

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