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Aspiring Old Broad. I think you're really great. (Note: Personal Account. Does not reflect the views of my employer, colleagues, pals, or associates)
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At least Benny Blanco is back on the pitch

Who needs strikers?

Like a new signing (striker)

the CFPB that Musk wants to shut down has won $21 billion for Americans from predatory financial institutions and big banks quick, does anyone know if $21 billion is more than $711 million

I love my Hale End sons

Arsenal playing “Humble” over the speakers at full-time. Have that.

I think Ben White ran a shithousing workshop with the team recently.

A story told in two parts 😂

We upset a witch somewhere somehow.

The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes

First day back at work after the holiday break

Book ban ouroboros

Couldn’t ask for a better senior Senator - or a better team ❤️

Good news! Working alongside Senator Cardin, Congressman Mfume and Governor Moore, I'm thrilled to announce we’ve secured full federal funding to rebuild the Key Bridge in the bipartisan year-end spending bill. (1/2)

As Donald Trump and Republicans in Congress push for more tax cuts for billionaires, let's recap all the failed promises they made last time around⬇️

The dichotomy (trichotomy???) of man #arsenal

With 10 assisted and five scored, Bukayo Saka has had a direct hand in more Premier League goals this season than Manchester United (13).

“Today, I feel rich”

Players: we need a break FIFA: ok fine, the next world cup will be fully gen ai. we don't need you Players: what FIFA: we will simulate all matches using six-toed ai footballers in beautiful metaversal stadia. oh look, argentina has been beaten 19-0 in the final! congrats to saudi arabia!

We're so back

"Stay humble"

❤️❤️❤️

Now that was fun. Martin Odegaard bossing the midfield, our old baby boy and new baby boy both scored, and nothing else happened

Trump’s election represents the triumph of normal Americans (a South African billionaire who does nothing but post all day) over unaccountable elites (a mid-level functionary in the EPA office of water enforcement with $25,000 in student loans)

Reposting for no particular reason in this moment

Silly ref, don’t say it out loud. Just make some small, game-altering wrong calls here and there

every day I understand a little more why "may you live in interesting times" is considered a curse

That was not much fun but also I'm so tired of pointless interlulls meaning no games for two weeks - I contain multitudes

*whispers* "If that was Granit Xhaka ..."

The real reason Arteta started Martin today is that he's now married and clean shaven.

And now, to pivot my existential dread from politics to #Arsenal

“Wicked” promo is out of control