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just fyi the ides of march is coming up, if anyone would like to do the funniest thing of all time

submitted 19 days ago • 33 comments

Once again I have left a Trader Joe’s ashamed of the fact that I wish there was a way to continue their playlist in my car

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET

submitted 31 days ago • 70 comments

Being 47 is opening up this list of Thurston Moore’s favorite things just to make sure all the comments are ripping on him for fumbling Kim G, but then buying the medicated foot cream he recommends nymag.com/strategist/a...

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Everybody moaning about how long January is like February is gonna bring sunshine and happiness

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

You should wash your water bottle. We should all wash our water bottles.

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

I’m worried we’re not making enough new weirdos to replace the ones we lose.

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

Not even that old, but that 1-2-3-buzz when you were about to get a text on your cell phone while you were On the Computer. Everything froze up and then buzzed.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Is it just me or are Zuckerberg's eyes now completely black? This feels like a sign we should note

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

The number of times I've googled "keira knightley yellow scarf black doves" since Saturday and found several articles listing every single item she wears BUT the freaking yellow scarf

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Will never stop mourning my unrealized life goal of getting high and judging a beauty pageant with Bernie Mac

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

I’m getting spam from the Cliffs of Moher. Email was a mistake

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes you only have to see the post title in the geography subreddit to just KNOW someone’s about to get ripped to absolute shreds

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

What if we start saying “my brother in property” instead of “my brother in Christ”… is that anything

submitted 134 days ago • 1 comment

I downloaded the dumbest game last week to deal with election stress, one where I remove nails strategically from boards, and occasionally it gives me this joyous message

submitted 136 days ago • 1 comment

Guessing that everyone's else's plans for just getting through today are as embarrassing as mine

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

I cannot believe they named Grimace Grimace

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

Kate Beckinsale always has the big light on

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Once again it's the time of year when I'm tricked into thinking a full-size Snickers would be a good idea based on my enjoyment of several small ones. Always no! Why won't I learn?

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

A new day, time to catch up on the horrors, then make every effort to stop thinking about the horrors, so I don’t accidentally make reference to the horrors at work in the presence of someone who thinks the horrors are good actually, thereby creating a hostile environment for supporters of horrors,

submitted 165 days ago • 2 comments

My son spent last night with my parents and they watched so much AFV that he keeps referring casually to “Alfonso”

submitted 186 days ago • 1 comment

This feels wrong but I also can't ignore a button

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

That dentist KNEW that llama. I need the backstory on that relationship

submitted 212 days ago • 1 comment

Incredible that the Harris-Walz campaign is just basically this now, and it's working.

submitted 232 days ago • 55 comments

[I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's voice] I saw mid-rise capri jeans back at Old Navy

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my mom said someone in church said that jesus “will return through a black hole” and “might have an exoskeleton”. thinking about becoming religious again

submitted 459 days ago • 63 comments

Neither of these men could successfully eat a bowl of soup

submitted 273 days ago • 0 comments

Had my first nectarine of the summer! Survived another

submitted 300 days ago • 1 comment

Dreamed I was at my current age dating Leonardo DiCaprio (I have never been into Leonardo DiCaprio) and I told him I wanted a Fudgie the Whale cake for my birthday but instead he got me an Edible Arrangement

submitted 313 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t think rich people should be allowed to have access to memes like the rest of us

submitted 315 days ago • 0 comments

I read a book a few years ago and the best thing I could say about it is that I started it as my flight took off and finished it as the plane wheels hit the ground. Like the Pret sandwich of books.

submitted 337 days ago • 0 comments

oh, so NOW texas cops will enter schools

submitted 337 days ago • 3 comments

Just marked a Joe Biden ad on Instagram irrelevant because “I already bought an item in this ad”

submitted 344 days ago • 0 comments

My 9-year-old took it upon himself to add "September" by Earth Wind & Fire to the end of every single one of my Spotify playlists

submitted 352 days ago • 0 comments

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene JOLENE

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