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Probably making a bad sports joke, the yapper behind the Practicum Substack
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…I think the canes won this whole trade deadline situation 😂

I’m fairly new to hockey and the Canes, but as a *longtime* sports fan in general, nothing about this trade deadline is surprising to me

PK, my rabid raccoon king

I say this as someone who hates math, but charlotte is Atlanta in a different font but considerably less fun

You might be from Atlanta if you have a designated “traffic snack”

I love it when the refs get in their lil arm lock circles to discuss penalties. How very elementary school playground of them.

Someone put some obvious thought and effort into these red wings uniforms

I didn’t expect my undergrad thesis to continue to be relevant after a decade but 🤷🏻‍♀️

REMEMBER KIDS when flooding a snitch form, DON’T use obvious troll responses that can be filtered out with a query Use PLAUSIBLE FAKE data that will take TIME and EFFORT to run down. This poisons the entire data pool and makes it useless

Department of Education launched a DEI snitch portal if you want to flood it with spam. enddei.ed.gov

When I taught this in US history, I told the kids “you CARE for the elderly, you AID the poor”

Ya girl has a marathon of an interview today and good vibes would be greatly appreciated

Like the saying goes: "Disability is the Only minority anyone can join at any time, and the only one everyone *will* join if they're lucky enough to live that long"

I don't have any words of my own as this week draws to its close. But this poem resonates. Maybe it will speak to you too. Shabbat shalom, friends -- even amidst all of this.

I will openly admit that every time I taught world history and the concept of sports nationalism, I made the kids watch Miracle 😂

I went shopping today (interview, nothing to wear) and I’m always blown away by how terribly everything is made right now. Like, no I will not spend stupid money on polyester and bad stitching.

All I’m saying about this USA Sweden game is that the Canes players better not bring the illness back to the team AGAIN

hey guys use alt text

Connor McDavid is to hockey what Lionel Messi is to soccer

To be clear, I’m rooting for Canada and Slavvo

I tried to warn my dad before this game that this particular US team was annoying (derogatory) and I think he’s starting to understand what I meant

I had barely finished explaining to my dad that Canada’s power play was insane before they scored 😂

I ain’t gonna lie, if I still taught APUSH, we’d be going in on that halftime show tomorrow lmao

I’m watching the game on a delay cause we had to pause it for me to explain the Kendrick/ Drake beef to my dad 😂