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sarahhamstera.bsky.social
Here to talk earnestly about TV and cats, and shitpost about everything else. Anxious before it was cool.
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Those wellness "what I eat in a day" reels are only compelling because the subjects are slim and attractive. If I was eating collagen powder on a buddha bowl I would still look like a feral little truffle hog.

A thing about loss. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Jack Rooke's breaking hearts on @channel4tv.bsky.social tonight with the final ep of #BigBoys Let me hold your hand and we'll do it together www.thecustardtv.com/big-boys-per...

TO: <ALL STAFF> Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

jfc these are absolutely delicious

It's film nerd Christmas! Includes me talking to brilliant people about how much they love #Birmingham, and how they're putting the city on screen. Buy yourself a proper magazine, like we used to have.

Lovely stuff at Birmingham Light Festival. Across the city centre until Saturday. Well done Brum. Always nice to see us in a positive light 💡

Reclaimed my fucking eyebrows with a handy dandy pencil from Boots. Haven't seen those fuckers in about 3 years. Which is mad because when I was 16 I looked like Liam Gallagher.

📺 I wrote a thing, for the first time in ages. You should read it.

🚨Warning! It is dangerous to watch the last episode of #BigBoys if you are at all dehydrated. Jack Rooke's incredible writing will make you cry so hard you will be a shriveled human raisin by the end. Hydrate! . Thank you @jackrooke.bsky.social

Bird Flu watching RFK Jr get confirmed

For almost off of human history vaccinations were unthinkable. Every jab is a minor miracle. To have that threatened by some dipshit with a dead worm in his brain is a tragedy.

Hello Leicester. I like your slightly menacing giant duck

Guys, I’ve just seen the worst job advert in the world. Absolute state of this.

A fresh Maid for TV podcast 🎧 for your Monday. We balance the serious stories from January with a discussion on the success of The Traitors open.spotify.com/episode/5rqW...

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

This #bookshop in the Peak District is magic. It's an old garage, so it's vast. So welcoming and the prices are really cheap! Could have lost a whole morning here easily! High Peak Bookstore and Cafe, just outside Buxton heading south #booksky

Important update: it remains very difficult to take a bad picture of my cat

*NEW PODCAST ALERT* Matt is joined by @sarahhamstera.bsky.social & @dawnglen.bsky.social to rave about #Severance review #AmericanPrimeval #OutThere and strange Apple drama #PrimeTarget as well as #TheTraitors www.thecustardtv.com/podcast-477-... It's a good one. I'm lucky to have this great team.

I love #TheTraitorsUK unashamedly, but you're not the only one noticing the vibe is off this year. Does it look a bit like bullying? My very smart @maidfortv.bsky.social co-host Elaine takes a closer look jumpingtheshark.substack.com/p/i-love-the...

Teens Migrating To Comments Section Of Slow Motion Deer Video

Happy #Severance day everyone! We made it!

I worry myself sick that my cat isn't comfortable enough...

Hold On by Wilson Phillips playing as I left my CBT appointment at the mental health centre this morning. Bit on the nose lads. youtu.be/uIbXvaE39wM?...

Even if i didn't think it was BS, I'm not being lectured on 'masculinity' by a sentient toilet brush that got rich by inventing online stalking

We shouldn't be required to participate in these billionaires' pathetic midlife crises.

Watching Shrinking for the first time this week, which is set in Pasadena and Altadena, has been very eerie.

*NEW PODCAST ALERT!* Matt is joined by @dawnglen.bsky.social & @sarahhamstera.bsky.social to review #Patience, #PlayingNice Christmas TV, chat for a long time about #TheTraitorsUK & Sky's new Lockerbie drama. thecustardtv.com/podcast-476-... It's a good one this, the shows on the other hand...

Who would have thought that the guy who created Facebook to rank hot women would turn out to be a moral coward

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New year, new podcast... old shows! Dawn, Elaine and I give you our top 3 TV shows of 2024. That's 9 shows in total. Quantity AND quality! Follow us & join the conversation @maidfortv.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/4E1k...

increasingly unclear what the point of Prime is now that the shows all have commercials and shipping has gone from 2-day to "idk maybe next week"

think I've officially just tipped from the "smugness at still not having been ill" phase of winter into the "vibrating with anxiety like one of the last few survivors in a horror movie" one

Reviewer's privilege is strong this week! #TheTraitors ep 1 seen it #severance ep 1 seen it January is THE month for staying in!

The January "Stop being a fat fuck" adverts are: 1. Cynically manipulative 2. Begin immediately after adverts for indulgence 3. Too early! I still have a fridge full of leftovers and stuff we forgot to serve!

So much fun, always. Get in touch with @lukecustardtv.bsky.social if you fancy getting involved next year. It's been so rewarding for me. Slight worried about the word unedited!

The days are getting longer!

I can, single handed, clip the claws on these murder mitts. I can do anything.

Happy nearly Christmas 🎁🎄

Extremely effective contraception but make it a children's book illustration