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Trump has made it illegal to deadname Gulf of America.

Don’t let anyone who supports pro-wrestling tell you it’s wrong for kids to see a man in a dress.

Yeah, it’s not like they’re school kids.

I don’t want to brag, but I can open those scary dough tube thingies without a spoon.

I don’t trust the media. I only trust the incoherent ramblings of this one guy who constantly contradicts himself and is a known liar and felon.

Maybe Elon just needs our social security numbers because he’s running out of things to name his kids.

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

There’s like, no way in hell RFK Jr. *hasn’t* committed bestiality at some point, right?

Would this be a bad time to remind everyone that God is a woman?

A man who was inside Amber Heard has your Social Security number.

Trump may be a fascist but he keeps the planes crashing on time.

I posted a picture of a sunset on Instagram and two people unfollowed me. And you know what? I get it.

I wonder if Pete Hegseth picked up his 24-hr chip yet.

Being an American right now is like being locked in a burning car careening off a cliff into a forest fire and the guy next to you keeps offering you a cup of his semen.

Good time to remind everyone that harboring and assisting undocumented people in the U.S. is a felony, which does qualify you to be President.

I was feeding a squirrel from my porch and threw a handful of peanuts that rained over its face as it ate a piece of apple unfazed. It was like we were in some kind of wholesome porno.

In hindsight, the rising popularity of 12’ lawn skeletons may have been an omen of some kind.

Of all the accents, I think Boston’s sounds the most made up.

We really better start focusing on the water supply if AI is ever going to be able to draw hands right.

It’s just a whole-life crisis, guys.

If you don’t have back pain, is it even Christmas?

I wonder what kind of depressing shit Vince Guaraldi told those kids to make them sing like that.

If you’re wondering why you’re like this, it might be that you were forced to square dance with your bullies as a child.

I love when they use a stock photo with a ginger.

Crying is like riding a bike down a hill. It’s hard to stop.

Had to peek at my dating app profile because I couldn’t remember my actual age.

Who would’ve guessed there’d be way more than four horsemen of the apocalypse?

I was really hoping the transportation pick was going to be Toonces.

This must have been a challenging No Nut November for Alphas.