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I love how Nina’s tail is curled here while sleeping with her brother Ivan

Today in my garden:

forever and ever… you DON’T “gotta hand it to” the richest man in the world if you cannot see that Dems cozying up to Musk just proves how much they LOVE to prop up oligarchs and capitalism… idk man <scorpion riding on the back of a frog>

please, I am begging you, stop reposting obvious AI content

do we have the ability to turn off reposts on individual accounts yet?

Actually one of my favorite scientists. His writings are marvelous. He had such a sense of wonder and discovery that shines through into his writings. Highly recommend "Humboldt's Cosmos" as a primer, which I may reread next

it's funny, every time we go to the grocery store lately and some produce or another is deeply discounted and plentiful, I check the label and it's american. so I put it back. which seems to be what everyone is doing. nobody wants your unchecked ecoli produce, america, we actually test our food

forever and ever… you DON’T “gotta hand it to” the richest man in the world if you cannot see that Dems cozying up to Musk just proves how much they LOVE to prop up oligarchs and capitalism… idk man <scorpion riding on the back of a frog>

Seagull shit is here to stay. Can it ever be sanitary? Research shows that bird-generated excrement is remarkably foul. Yet seagulls tell CyberScoop it's up to industry to figure out a way to limit the issues they introduce by shitting on everything and then flying away.

One of the biggest lies our society tells us is that jeans are comfortable. They are not. They are constricting and annoying to either constantly adjust or have to belt. Yes mine fit me very well. Does anyone make a long flowing skirt I can farm in?

Some of y'all can't handle two high-agency males going at it, and it really shows.

Elon Musk's net worth dropped by approximately $34 billion yesterday amid his feud with Donald Trump.

counterpoint: if treating people like human beings drives some people away either you are worth voting for or you want to cater to those people but you cannot be both and failing to understand this is why we have to have this stupid conversation every day

#crowdfund #transcrowdfund #helpsky I really need to spread the word about this. We need to get out of here ASAP. Everything we have is going into leaving, spread the word and help us out if you can. gofund.me/49d8f341

I'm sorry for spamming this stuff so much but we might not have anywhere to go next month if we don't get this taken care of. The GFM getting funded would be more than enough to get us out the door:

we can't afford to house you or feed you but we can afford a special police robot to yell at you from the sky

California is probably the most hostile state to the unhoused community and I will never understand why libs think it's some social justice utopia. Every governor, and Newsom, are extreme fascists but woohoo "vote blue no matter who" eh?

Some of y'all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

it took David Lynch awhile, but he still came through

Elon Being Jettisoned By Trump Phase 1 Divorced Dad Energy Reaches Bionic Levels. Big Ballz won’t read his texts. Accepts all sympathy from random stans on twitter & gaming sites Phase 2 Cash flow is gone Phase 3 Sean Spicer gets Musk a job as a celebrity endorser for CarShield®️

Some of y'all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

Remember: DON'T RANK CUOMO! during the June 24th NYC primary.

Some of y'all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

Elon Being Jettisoned By Trump Phase 1 Divorced Dad Energy Reaches Bionic Levels. Big Ballz won’t read his texts. Accepts all sympathy from random stans on twitter & gaming sites Phase 2 Cash flow is gone Phase 3 Sean Spicer gets Musk a job as a celebrity endorser for CarShield®️

Me turning around dramatically in a chair but it's a normal chair so it's a lot of furious scootching until I eventually fall over

Some of y'all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows.

Climate change making Meltdown May end in June

Ace of Base and the Lords of Acid meet in a bar and neutralize each other

🎶 They call me Mr Tweet Good morning how are you I’m Mr Tweet I’m int’rested in space I’m not a rocket scientist But I am a Space Cadet I am an actual Space Cadet I live like Space Cadets [lyrics continued in next skeet] 1/2

[sung to the tune of Deidre’s A Slag by The Toy Dolls] 🎶 Everybody sing... E-lon’s a slug Slug slug slug E-lon’s a slag Big ugly slug Yeh E-lon’s a slug 🎶

XOX - bye bye

I wish I could X out Elon Musk’s photo and send him to The Village on that weird island from The Prisoner, never to be seen again (and swallowed by a giant menacing white ball)

it took David Lynch awhile, but he still came through

we all knew this day would come honestly, Elon lasted longer than I expected I really thought the Saudis were gonna take him out for not paying back the money lent to buy twitter