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sarahshattered.bsky.social
Superwoman but with way more naps. So. Very. Tired. For reference : LLO = Little Loud One. Daughter who has Down's / Autism / ADHD / APD yadda yadda yadda It's hilarious down my yard.
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Just found a tenner, partially screwed up, outside, in the corner of the front door. No idea where it's come from. I'm taking it as a win.

I reckon my 7.5mg dose of mounjaro is at odds with the couple of glasses of Cremant.

Tried & failed to have a fun party Friday with the old fella. Now in bed chewing rennie deflatines #Bloat

I wonder how feasible it would be to live in an all-inclusive hotel half of the year?? 🤔 I'm pretty sure the OH could work remotely from here. ⛱️🐫☕️

We've had a bloody wonderful 2 weeks holiday in Egypt. Last day tomorrow, and the thought of coming home to winter is not thrilling tbh. Never been here before, but we'll be coming back. Only downside has been a few Daily Mail types expressing shitty opinions best kept to themselves. 👀

My day?? Well, I'm glad you asked. I, in fact, rode a camel. I can attest that it is very hard work. Although Bergati Bob was 10/10, a very good boy.

Just tried tequila & hibiscus. Wow! Christ, you know you're drinking that.

After dying my eyelashes & eyebrows earlier, I wondered whether life had moved on sufficiently to have invented a lip dye that behaves in a similar way. Had a peruse in superdrug & came away with a couple of lip stain type things. When I got home I washed my hands...

Fucksake this storm is annoying.

Me? Wide awake? At this hour?

Liz Truss is what you get when you tell a kid with a pencil stuck up their nose that they can be anything they want to be.