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sarahthebeef.bsky.social
I write about video games and other things. Seen @ IGN, Polygon, Ars Technica, NBC News, & more. Ask me about my cats.
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Reminder: I need work! Let me write!

My dad is shocked they didn't give us weeks of notice that our jobs were ending, boomers are hilarious

One more thing! If anyone has a proven resume format/template and wants to share, I'd appreciate it! I know everyone has a different opinion about the best way to present this info, but it's been a while since I had to get mine out there so I'm a little rusty.

ANNOUNCEMENT: I just got laid off from my 9-5 in content marketing. That means I am immediately available for any and all writing work -- full-time, part-time, contract, freelance, etc. Most of you probably know me from video games, but my experience is spread across a range of fields.

Had a small medical procedure yesterday and slept for about 20 of the last 24 hours. I don’t even know what planet I’m on.

This panel is now full! Thanks for your interest and excellent bad takes. Hopefully it gets accepted!

Hey! Are you going to PAX East? Do you have some hilariously bad gaming takes? Wanna be on a panel to discuss them with me and @magitekdad.bsky.social and @writualmagic.bsky.social? If you answered "yes" to all of those questions, DM me with your best worst gaming takes. Let's talk!

Eagles winning the Super Bowl isn’t quite the same without @joshhenderson.bsky.social having a meltdown in my living room

I just love Philadelphia so much, missing my city tonight. Stay on the streets till the sun comes up!!!

GREASE THE POLES PHILLY

Yes, the Eagles are a good team this year, but what you’re not understanding is the raw power of Philadelphians powered by spite.

Has Tom Brady had plastic surgery or is his face naturally that unsettling?

Goodbye my friend, it’s hard to die 🫡

The only good Nazi is one that's dead!

Quick, someone recommend something that’s: -cozy -has management sim and/or building aspects -playable on Steam Deck

so do we file taxes this year or what

Dealing with some medical stuff at the moment (I'll be fine!) and it's causing serious anxiety, so if I'm slow to respond to emails, DMs, and texts, I'm sorry, my mental bandwidth is shot. Be patient with me please!

I love you, Philadelphia.

Extremely impressed with the Doom: The Dark Ages presentation at the Xbox Developer Direct. Not only are there some brilliant new features, the team is explaining them so well. Put it right in my veins thanks.

Me, a child, learning about wars and civil unrest at school in the 90s: Man, nothing interesting ever happens anymore Me to past me: You fucking IDIOT. You fool. You absolute child. Enjoy the TSA-free airport while it lasts, dummy.