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saralynn.bsky.social
almost 40 years old and still dumb as hell
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Never enough baba yaga houses! #babayaga #procreateart #witchy #art

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Both Clair Obscur and Lies of P are more accurately in the category of “well if you guys aren’t going to make one of these then I guess we will, and make it super europey”

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I am built of stronger stuff because I played Love Live School Idol Festival. "Wah this gacha's anniversary event didn't give me enough free stuff!" Call me when the new units have less than a 1% chance of dropping!!! We walked uphill both ways to school and we loved it!!!!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

haircut!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

submitted 5 days ago • 820 comments

the pope telling JD Vance he sucks before he dies is kind of iconic behavior

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I don't talk about it, but Harry Potter was a huge part of my childhood, I went to midnight parties for most of the books and read them all as they came out. Midnight showings of the movies. I was on various forums/MUCKs roleplaying Harry Potter!! Yet it was VERY easy as an adult to cut it off.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

he's almost here

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

submitted 7 days ago • 401 comments

Ponderosa (Clearview Mall - Butler, PA)

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#pixelart #artpost

submitted 9 days ago • 93 comments

It's me: I'm real museum worker Seriously though, it was a pleasure to write this piece and to play this game!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

There's simply no ethical way to support Harry Potter in 2025. It's not possible. $0.20 from every dollar you give JK Rowling goes directly to physically harming a trans person and that's not a joke or an exaggeration.

submitted 10 days ago • 58 comments

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

submitted 10 days ago • 813 comments

thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants

submitted 48 days ago • 100 comments

I genuinely think every second I've spent in Mortuary Assistant is the most scared I've ever been lmao

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pretty crazy watching the american president on live tv in the oval office planning the construction of concentration camps in a foreign country to house americans

submitted 11 days ago • 585 comments

sometimes we (i) forgot

submitted 12 days ago • 78 comments

I still can't believe I was able to sit through this, originally this was supposed to be two sessions but something came up and we did it in one. 5ish hours of actual tattooing. My mom did embroidery and cross stitch, and morning glories are a family favorite. <3

submitted 12 days ago • 6 comments

The Movie Theater Employees subreddit is a good follow because right now it's almost exclusively posts like this. Seriously feel terrible for these guys rn

submitted 13 days ago • 45 comments

ow

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sometimes the answer to coping with the existential dread of living through continuous unprecedented times is eating an heinous amount of icebox cookie dough on a friday night and that’s okay. 🫡

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I have been a Night Person my entire life, never planning on changing, Morning Persons will never know what it means to really "lock in" to the True Posting Hours, but sometimes I do wonder about the pleasures reserved for Morning Persons (farmers' markets)

submitted 15 days ago • 26 comments

I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

submitted 15 days ago • 186 comments

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

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as a little kid i couldn’t wait to carry a baguette home from the bakery. it seemed so perfectly feminine and grown up. and i was right it’s somehow the most satisfying feeling there is

submitted 15 days ago • 5 comments

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submitted 16 days ago • 297 comments

Wonder Showzen knew what was coming

submitted 17 days ago • 66 comments

Adobe deleting their first BlueSky post because they realize that the artist community pretty much universally hates them now is extremely funny

submitted 17 days ago • 76 comments

the only president i recognize is president baby

submitted 18 days ago • 8 comments