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Writer 📓 Bottle Redhead 💋Simp 🥺 DECOMPOSITION BOOK out Spring 2026 rep: Julie Flanagan at CAA she/her 🌈🧡🤍🩷
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it is extremely hard to describe to normal people just how much not like anything they have ever imagined the brain of an upper class englishman is

submitted 2 days ago • 60 comments

by the time you become a main character in a book, you should have one or all of: - dead parents - your hometown burned to the ground - an ancient prophecy you never asked for - your author's baggage and trauma

submitted 6 days ago • 86 comments

lmao me as fuck

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!

submitted 9 days ago • 1752 comments

Trader Joe’s bread the day after you buy it.

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submitted 11 days ago • 7 comments

It’s worth noting that JK Rowling is not only funding meritless legal challenges against trans people until they can appeal up to the court that will back them, she openly gloats about how this is where her money is going. This is what the Harry Potter TV show is bankrolling.

submitted 12 days ago • 35 comments

On the bright side this ulcer came back right as we wanted to save money on takeout, so tbh I’m taking one for the team 💅🏻

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This fucking sucks, and it is a moral imperative for cis people to make their opposition to this loud and clear

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Sorry why did Katy Perry need to go to space???

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Book banning is not an “inconvenience”. It’s bigotry. Whether packaged as keeping kids safe from sexual content or removing politically charged material, the intention & practice of removing books from schools and libraries IS to directly undercut freedom.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

ugh okay but what if i don’t want to pay taxes to this specific administration? i’ve been throwing a tantrum about it for weeks lowkey

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

me: why is my period two weeks early the internet: you are pregnant me: no, i am not the internet: you are miscarrying

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Ugh I’m trying to read the book in my desk and fuckers keep making me do my job 😤

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

they are busy insider trading

submitted 16 days ago • 194 comments

me: do you think i’ll ever write again? my wife: *sigh* baby, you’ll write tomorrow.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

hahahahahahahaha really feeling like the worst writer in the world today fuck 🙃

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Bro idk about you, but I am losing the fuck out of it

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I keep seeing people use generative AI for things like writing stories, making art, making jokes, interacting with other humans, and I feel insane, because I'd literally rather kill myself than live a life where a website gets to do all the fun stuff and I just do dishes

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

tolkien, or me on the first day of pride month?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

My wife is developing BEEF with one of my fictional characters rn and it is so funny to me bc I am this character’s number one apologist

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

*sigh* i wish i had 2010 pf changs rn

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school

submitted 21 days ago • 621 comments

you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos

submitted 21 days ago • 1289 comments

The penguins will greet us as liberators.

submitted 21 days ago • 118 comments

Alright I am banning myself from publishing podcasts during tariff week bc actually I would not like to be informed.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

wrote myself into a very specific craving and now i am at the store 🤦🏻‍♀️

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Missing the Trader Joes Wine Store 🥲

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

to this day if gale has no haters i am dead

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

😈

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I just know he smells so bad.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I am making my wife take out her airpods so that I can explain my hypothesis that structuring a novel is a lot like structuring an acrylic nail level insufferable today

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

First Pulitzer ever awarded for lurking in a group chat

submitted 33 days ago • 31 comments