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From NYT: In 2007, he was lured to The Atlantic after its owner, David Bradley, sent ponies to Mr. Goldberg’s Washington home for his three young children. He took over as its editor in chief nine years later.

NEW INVESTIGATION from me: There's a secretive, and frequently abusive unit of the NYPD that's tight w/ Mayor Eric Adams How tight? Well, the unit's leaders bought special body-cams that can live-stream footage to select users. Then they gave access to the mayor www.propublica.org/article/eric...

Love The Pitt, but I absolutely do not need to see realistic eye surgery under any circumstances.

Department of bad ideas: going to try a medical remedy I saw on Insta. You have permission to put it in my obituary.

Thought Fernanda Torres should have won

The Hulu livestream just ended!

Christ what a dull, self-involved speech

Totally didn’t need that Ambien

It would have been sort of funny if he dipped Cillian Murphy in a French kiss

I fucking love The Wiz!

I can’t believe I’ve been watching this dreck for nearly 3 hours

That’s what I’m talking about! #nootherland

Hello, hot French songwriter!

My pregame nap failed and this is boring. Hope I make it to in memoriam aka the Pekow Super Bowl.

Surprised there has been little overtly political commentary tonight.

Love Conan but this monologue is a dud.

Napping now to be in fighting shape for The Oscars.

Every time I say “sorry” which is a lot, Siri chimes in.

Madly scrolling before the dilation drops kick in at the ophthalmologist.

JFC

2025 Marie Antoinette: Let them eat eggs

Can’t decide if it’s better to do my doomscrolling in the morning or at night.

I’m going to have nightmares about that Coffee Mate ad.

How many of us are dressing up as BGirl Australia for Halloween?

The Terminator takes place in 2029.

Do we think Antony Blinken does bar mitzvahs?

My dog ate my AirPod this morning and now we’re in a fight.

Stuck on the train, my only food dog treats. Do I dare?

Seems like an eclipse would be a really good time for a nap.

I wonder how many heart attacks those emergency alerts have caused.

That emergency alert is really on top of the situation.

Anyone else mix up NVIDIA and NXIVM?

wrap it up, I need to go to bed.

I bought a plane ticket for the wrong week is how my day is going.

Just saw guy on eunicycle walking 10 dogs.

that stomach drop when school is cancelled.

I would like to stream the ads without the football please.

I ate boxed macaroni for dinner and feel gross.

Eye doctors just send you out into the world after fucking your eyes up.

There are three children staying at my apartment tonight that aren't mine and I'm considering getting a hotel room for myself.