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Went to a contemporary jazz concert tonight. Ended up spending half of it asking myself “do I even like music?”

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Saw the play The Antiquities and honestly, if you love reading every placard in a museum and feel like leaning into an AI dystopian… then this is for you. I’m half of that equation.

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pimpin ain’t easy? neither is crochet.

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Leave NYC alone. It's not your business.

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Move over, Sully. You’re not so special now.

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at some point recently, i notice i wave at people differently. i do a hand-scrunch instead of a back and forth. what happened??

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Mourning doves are cooing- must be spring

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Saw Sam Kissajukian’s one man show, “300 Paintings” tonight. A really funny story about self exploration and self expression. I think it’s showing for one more week.

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The ice bouncing off my a/c is making beautiful music. Like a ping-a-linging xylophone 🎵

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When I’m “serving cunt” - it means I’m being really passive a-grumpy.

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The algorithm is like, hey dummy. I discovered "Idiot Box" by Sharon Van Etten & "Room of Fools" by FKA Twigs this week.

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My dad told me about this phone game where you park cars by matching colors. It’s just as mind numbing as absorbing the news. I’m so good at parking little cars, less good at dealing with the news

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The Sunday Scaries no longer have the market cornered

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20 years ago.

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If a Trump building goes up in a “rebuilt” Gaza, I feel like it will be torched.

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Shaking with rage at this press conference. Trump wants beach front property and is still totally fine with mass murder.

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4 sixers wins in a row. Who would have thought? I’ll take any pointless good news

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Not gonna lie I did kinda expect our Democratic politicians to have something like a plan to counter the 920-page detailed fascist blueprint that was published in April 2023

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The Inspectors General refuse to leave until the action is taken legally, which they do not believe it was, and neither do senators like Chuck Grassley. This is what not backing down looks like. static.politico.com/b3/3e/5baf92...

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In the last week he twice did what looked to many like a Nazi salute while thanking voters for saving civilization, tweeted a bunch of Nazi puns, and told Germans at a far right rally that they should move beyond feeling bad about the whole Holocaust thing.

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Exterminator said there’s a major difference between city mice and field mice… and I’m sad to report that it’s not a leather jacket.

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I don’t think I’ll ever understand what a bobbin does in a sewing machine

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i upped my anti-depressant dosage. so now i smile when i cry. lol

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Stop using ChatGPT for search. Stop using ChatGPT for search. Stop using ChatGPT for search.

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Had coffee for the first time this year... and whoosh!

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Now playing: Silver Jews' entire catalog

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Best Picture Viewings: ✅Anora ✅ The Brutalist ❌A Complete Unknown ✅ Conclave ✅ Dune: Part Two ✅ Emilia Pérez ❌ I’m Still Here ❌ Nickel Boys ✅ The Substance ✅ Wicked

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Do you think a person designed beeps or were they a naturally occurring mechanical sound?

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I do appreciate Melania’s “anti kiss hat” strategy

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Trump has the Village People perform before announcing he’s defunding all the YMCAs for being affordable community centers.

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Had this album, more specifically “Objects of My Affection,” on repeat for the past week. Can’t recommend enough for you to do the same.

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Man, Traitors is so good. Every new episode puts a smile on my face. Who’s in the #traitorgang

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huh, just learned that steak frites and steak fries are different things

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