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Murdery unicorn. Horror writer & reader. Disabled badass (pudendal neuralgia, severe light sensitivity). Survivor. ADHD chaos muppet. Queen of seahorse penises. Queer. Boob monster. Face biter. Was on Twitter as saraterror / HorrorNails
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We’re gonna watch THE MONKEY because I’ve heard it’s not necessarily good but it is extremely bonkers. That’s a selling point in my book.

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Another warm summer day where my tiny dog is convinced the best way to cool off is to get under a blanket. No matter how many times I explain to her that this isn’t how it works, she acts like she doesn’t understand English.

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I’m the president of the Parasocial Relationships With People’s Cats Club.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

یا القادر God protect them and empower them, strengthen their hearts, put the wind at their backs, confuse and scatter the oppressors in their path, and nourish the believers these courageous souls are attempting to feed 🤲 اللهم صل علی محمد و آل محمد

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Hey, so Sara here reached out to me to let me know that they’re looking to give this poster of Emmrich & Manfred to someone who wants it! They haven’t gotten to the game themselves yet, & this came to them by accident! Any Emmrich & Manfred super fans want it? I’d DM Sara here, the OP 💖 #dragonage

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Another warm summer day where my tiny dog is convinced the best way to cool off is to get under a blanket. No matter how many times I explain to her that this isn’t how it works, she acts like she doesn’t understand English.

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This absolute icon at Canterbury Pride 🩷🤍🩵

submitted 2 days ago • 71 comments

there are powers that will do everything they can to convince you otherwise, but it should be said loudly that protest proves love. community is a conduit for love and oppression seeks to crush community. standing up to say no is an act of love

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

I’m the president of the Parasocial Relationships With People’s Cats Club.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

never forget the cops hate you return the favor

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I’m fully sinking back into my #Expedition33 obsession and I cannot even begin to tell you how joyful it makes me every time Esquie yells “FLOP FLOP FLOP!” when he launches into the air

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Have the only Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 fan art I wanted to make.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

When someone was my mutual back on twitter but not here i want to be like "HELLO?? ITS ME. JESSI. YOUR FAVORITE PERSON. REMEMBER MY HIGH QUALITY POSTS."

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Every time I get a package delivery notification, my whole being yells “IS IT MY SIREN HEAD PLUSHIE???????” even though I KNOW that won’t happen until like August. I would kill to cuddle that monster.

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Another low-makeup selfie. Without filling in my brows and adding a touch of mascara, my pale face is as featureless as a potato. It’s a little bonkers that I didn’t realize I have a dimple until someone pointed it out well into my adulthood.

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The house I am moving into is just down the street from one of my favorite weird rural western Washington experiences: a gas station I was at one morning around 3am. I was heading to work. There were other early commuters there. A scruffy man emerged from the woods with an even scruffier backpack.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I reached a level in EXPEDITION 33 that is too bright for my eyes to handle. It’s so pretty and I can barely look at it. Someone with normal eyes come play for me 😫

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[sickest battle music you've ever heard starts playing]

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Sometimes when I’m outside, my shadow legit startles me because my boobs look so gigantic.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I am on hold with the IRS but I’m pretty sure I’m in hell and this is just a scenario the demons do for shits and giggles.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

The dipshit who owns this vehicle came storming up to me when I took a photo of it, demanding I step away from it in a loud and officious voice that he had obviously been dying to use. I said, “You put this great big flag up because you wanted people to see it, didn’t you?” He was totally stumped.

submitted 3 days ago • 45 comments

NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE QUOTING THIS WITH PICTURES OF THEIR CATS. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Stealing valor from the cat turd army (putting my truck in reverse but not hitting a beloved pet)

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments