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Murdery unicorn. Horror writer & reader. Disabled badass (pudendal neuralgia, severe light sensitivity). ADHD chaos muppet. Queen of seahorse penises. Queer. Boob monster. Face biter. Survivor. Was on Twitter as @HorrorNails
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“Chaos weenie” is my favorite description of Elon ever.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

I need something very bad to happen to these men.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Never has an email required a reply all storm more than this one.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

She’s not a cat and she resents all the attention they get on Saturdays.

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

THIS CAT IS INNOCENT, YOUR HONOR!

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Let me take this format for a spin

submitted 1 day ago • 29 comments

I got physical therapy yesterday for the first time in a few months and I slept almost twelve hours straight last night. I had no idea how much pain I was really in until some of it lifted. It’s almost scary, the way people with chronic pain adapt to its presence too well, to their own detriment.

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

Luigi Mangione STUNS in bulletproof vest!

submitted 1 day ago • 41 comments

How did I just get soup in my ear???

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

I stayed up way the fuck past my bedtime to finish reading LISTEN TO YOUR SISTER by Neena Viel. Three of the most vivid and engaging characters I’ve ever met, filled with so much pain, beauty, and wicked humor. I had chills throughout the entire last chapters. I still have chills. Goddamn.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

submitted 3 days ago • 32 comments

Vertigo and the Epley Maneuver can fucking suck it. And I’ll tell them that personally just as soon as I can do it without barfing. Oh, and fuck inner ear crystals. Fuck those guys especially. Worst crystals ever.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

HA HA, ONLY SERIOUS

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve been yelling at my Democratic reps on the regular. But I’ve also called to say “thank you, we see you, please keep going” when they do the right thing. I hope the positive calls carry their own weight too.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

My U.S. Rep, a Democrat, held a town hall and explicitly said that THE REASON she was speaking out louder now was because she got so many calls and emails. DEFINITELY YELL AT THEM. It’s the only language they speak. It’s literally how they gauge public opinion.

submitted 3 days ago • 45 comments

This game is so fun.

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submitted 4 days ago • 19 comments

Friendly reminder to get your free Covid tests before they throw them away. Covidtests.gov wapo.st/42VLGQh

submitted 4 days ago • 58 comments

Kipo. Her superpower is getting people to talk about their feelings. Turning into a gigantic hot pink leopard is just a bonus skill. (Seriously, watch KIPO AND THE AGE OF WONDERBEASTS. It will make your heart grow ten sizes larger in a Grinch way, not a body horror way.)

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

So it turns out that having a karaoke machine isn’t just wildly fun, it’s also great exercise. Dancing and singing is good for the soul. I would kill to live in a place where I could do it at top volume to my heart’s content.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I genuinely think Elon Musk is playing a game with himself to beat Hitler’s time. It’s fun for him to see if he can dismantle the government faster than his hero did.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Oof. The despair is settling in heavy today. I’ll be in my blanket fort, which is more structurally sound than anything Elon Musk has ever made.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment