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Scallop chirashi baby! 🍽️

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

They absolutely positively should do this purely for health/safety/service reasons. R appointees are gonna push lies that get people killed. Ds have a moral and ethical responsibility to counter that with actual good health and safety-related information.

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

They want you to be afraid of trans people in bathrooms because they work for Big Toilet Alligator

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The whole “man in a dress” argument never made any sense to me. Okay? And? I’ve been to the theater

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

They enacted it, their one joke. They got every flight in the country to identify as an attack helicopter.

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

submitted 13 days ago • 119 comments

genuinely considering calling out of work tomorrow because my arms are too sore. Why too sore, you ask? I was simply building an igloo

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It’s time

submitted 12 days ago • 41 comments

I’ll be honest I liked the Jesus ad. Jesus was cool for that

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Gay men. Straight women. Now is the appointed hour. They are distracted. They are slightly drunk. They are feeling nostalgic about (checks notes) mayonnaise for some reason. Go to the place agreed. Enact the ritual. Wrest the control they have so clumsily squandered. Abracadabra amoroonana.

submitted 13 days ago • 16 comments

incredible how the first response exactly proves my point

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

It’s never pretty bitches who hate trans women, it’s always the ones who look one cancer treatment away from being mistaken for a man

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

What if we just uhhhhh don’t do that?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

These dipshits are trying to get rid of direct file.

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

Weed.

submitted 19 days ago • 11 comments

Shot, chaser

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

submitted 22 days ago • 37 comments

My god.

submitted 21 days ago • 6 comments

I think I was happier before I knew Tim Walz existed. I just don't think I can handle the psychic damage of knowing there is a Democrat out there like him telling other Democrats exactly what they should be doing and getting ignored every time. I was happier thinking the entire party was clueless.

submitted 22 days ago • 85 comments

I want to start this off by saying I do think TikTok is censoring it. That said, I think a lot of people are also just terrible at making content to appeal to an audience they don’t belong to.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

I'm hoping against hope as many folks survived that. Just a horrifying day all around.

submitted 23 days ago • 9 comments

If Democrats don’t jump on Trump and his administration for this plane crash, then they’re losing support on purpose.

submitted 23 days ago • 26 comments

headlines from a week ago as an incident near DCA appears to be the deadliest aviation disaster in the US since 9/11 www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

submitted 24 days ago • 331 comments

hi, cis folks! meet S.9. it's the senate sports ban for trans athletes—a big step to something making trump’s executive order federal law, which is much harder to undo. short call scripts for dem & GOP senators ⬇️. if you said you'd stand with trans folks, it's time.🧵  legiscan.com/US/bill/SB9/...

submitted 26 days ago • 59 comments

Been a little since I posted about the dinners my boyfriend has made us. Here we have dim sum, fresh pasta, poke and octopus from various nights 🍽️

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

A while back I asked folks why they’re joining Bluesky and the most common response I saw was, “I just want a good place to get my news” and, yall, no. Bad. GET YOUR NEWS FROM THE NEWS PBS Newshour is FREE FOR EVERYONE. youtu.be/PMOYN8JWdUk?...

submitted 27 days ago • 2236 comments

Ever since I learned that people are more likely to believe statements that rhyme, I’ve been trying to figure out a way to use that with political messaging. So far my favorite is “the right is wrong, we all belong.” Second favorite is “republicans can’t fuck and that’s why they suck”

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 28 days ago • 14 comments

companies that do not suck list

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

PLEASE is there a blocklist for the men posting nudes I am SORRY I do not want to SEE IT

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

This is the one reason he's being confirmed, and it's incredibly obvious to anyone with two brain cells to rub together. As someone who might end up as one of those protesters getting shot at, I don't love this!

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

reminder that there’s power in a union

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

feels so weird trying to talk about anything normal now like “I finally got the pants I’ve been hunting for” like??? who care!!!

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Is there a way to hide all the skeets from horny men posting nudes because I’ll be honest I’m getting tired of seeing it

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment