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It's infuriating when we call a client, phone goes to voicemail, we are leaving a voicemail and then the client calls back while we're leaving the voicemail. Just wait a minute and listen to the message!!!!

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Maybe if everyone who sees this Venmos me $1, I can buy the house I want to. 😭😭

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Had a dream that my cat peed and pooped on my bed. So that's lovely. He just casually walked away from it and I yanked the blanket back and discovered it. First thing I did when I woke up was make sure the dog hadn't actually done that, since he sleeps there.

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The most bizarre digging game on Steam is full of love and trash

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Had a retirement pizza party for a coworker today and now I feel like I'm gonna die. Was it the pizza? Is it the stress of being even more short-staffed as of tomorrow because she won't be there? My GI tract is unhappy.

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I didn't have this on my veterinary bingo. Someone brought us a stool sample for their cat in a salt shaker. I've been doing this for over 20 years and that's a first.

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Lego unearths its largest Jurassic World set ever

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Movie you’ve watched more than 6 times, GIFs only.

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Today was the first day I took over the task of tracking our controlled drugs at work. Holy crap, it's a hot mess. The previous person took a lot of liberties to make the math work. Yikes. #VetMed

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I hate that houses are so unaffordable now. My boyfriend and I wanted to buy my mom's cousin's house next door, but the realtor is listing it for way more than we can swing. Guess we'll have to leave CT if we want our own place together.

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Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater

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Now that's a shrine, alright. #Skyrim #videogames #Malacath #orcs

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Another one down! These have been super fun and motivating. #ConquerorChallenge #LordOfTheRings #Rohan

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What's everyone listening to tonight? #Musicsky #BadReligion #Sorrow #music

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Going through my Kindle library and downloading the books before I can no longer back them up and wowwww, I can't believe how many I have from 2016 I haven't even read yet. Oops? I need to work on that.

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I may have to put my foot down about the texts from the vets at work of pictures for pets' files on days I'm not working. I'm not gonna remember on Monday that you sent me pics of skin infections or bad teeth for their records on Friday.

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So the washer I've had for barely a week is already covered in schmutz because no one else cares about having nice things. I had to clean the DIY stain spray my mom uses off the front, sides and underside of the glass lid. Come the hell on!

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So, just so everyone knows.. you do have to pay at the end of your veterinary visit. You can't just be like "k thanks bye!" and walk out. As soon as we saw the dude driving away, the bill was in the envelope and being stamped. Dude. Come on.

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So I just watched this bonkers documentary about this bonkers family and the whole time I kept thinking that Jesco White sounds like Hank Hill. #TheWildAndWonderfulWhitesOfWestVirginia

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I don't understand people who don't set up their voicemail box. I'm trying to call a client because someone found their lost dog and I can't even leave her a message. Your poor dog was out in the cold for who knows how long and I can't reach you.

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What kind of a dingus delivers for Doordash or UberEats on a bicycle when it's freezing cold out at night!? Are ya nuts?

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Conversation hearts have gotten so dumb. #candy #ValentinesDay

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It's so windy today that I'm almost hoping a tree and/or some power lines comes down and traps me on my street so I don't have to go to work. It happened years back when we had a hurricane.

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We've spent most of the day shop-vaccing water off the basement floor. I don't recommend it. It's not fun. I hate this weather. We've had freezing rain after a day of snow and everything is melting and the rain is sending it right into my basement. Where's spring??

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Yeah, kid. Me too. #anime #AfterTheRain

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And I think I've finally hit my first "young girl has the hots for older guy" anime. #AfterTheRain

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I feel like these backward facing lights are so this guy can be an asshole and blind the people behind him too.

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Just went through a panic because they were delivering my new washer early, but I didn't know my basement door from the outside was frozen shut. So there I am panic chopping ice and manage to open the doors the second the truck pulls up.

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I feel ya, Gin. #anime #Gintama

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Someone donated this hilarious long-sleeved dog sweater at work and I just had to. He hates me. #DogsOfBluesky #dogs #Nimoy

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If you see this, quote a screenshot of the top 10 songs of your On Repeat playlist on Spotify.

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I have my stupid performance review at work today. We all hate them because no matter what we talk about, she never changes anything we suggest. Nothing gets better.

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From the moment I heard this song in #RingsOfPower, it became an instant favorite. #LOTR #music

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I actually can't wait. This sounds just ridiculous enough to be awesome.

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I love when people come 45 minutes early for their vet appointment and then proceed to huff and act like we're the ones making them wait.

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There. I fixed it. He is so dumb.

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Just in case you were wondering, vet staff doesn't like it when you walk in with your loose unleashed dog. Holy crap, dude. Why!?

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Hidive might have one of the dumbest apps to navigate. Why bury the watchlist in settings? It should just be there when you open the app so you can continue where you left off watching something. #anime

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I don't care much about football or the Superbowl, but I like to check scores once in a while. Just looked it up and said out loud, to no one in particular, "holy fuck nuggets."

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It's a winter wonderland.

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Soooooo yeah. #AkibaMaidWar is a weird ass anime and I'm here for it.

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Had a horrible dream involving my previous 2 dogs and it involved me coming home to discover them in outside kennels in the snow, both of them skinny. Neither of them were kept like that in real life and it's killing me seeing their sad dream faces like they were neglected. That was a shitty dream.

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I honestly cannot remember why I added this to my watch list or which version I meant to add. Well, here we go! #WhatEverHappenedToBabyJane #movies

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Another one done! I'll seal it later and then I just need to get a frame. #DiamondPainting #hobbies #mountains #landscape

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