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You'd think that in 2025, an 8-core CPU with 32 GB RAM would be sufficient for promptly applying bold formatting to a cell. But if you thought that, you'd be wrong.

2 of 2 - That being said, I see TikTok is adding a feature to show Amber alerts (great idea, seriously), which makes me re-think my theory about Trump being involved, because the Venn diagram with circles of "helping children" and "Trump stuff does" do not intersect. www.engadget.com/social-media...

1 of 2 - T-Minus 1 week from Inauguration Day: BAN TIKTOK, not safe for citizens! State secrets stolen! Inauguration Day + 1 Week: Suddenly not important anymore. I can only assume Trump's chubby hands are grabbing things, and by 'things' I mean a way to get money out of this.

"But how can we possibly pay for [Fill in the blank for anything reasonable here] while also ensuring the rich get richer?"

Elon is lucky he's white, otherwise he would have been rounded up and deported by ICE by now, seeing that he's an immigrant who broke the law by overstaying his visa before he was a US Citizen. "We are a Law and Order Country (for white people only)." Non-White citizens are likely up next.

JFK was a true pioneer and consumer of nocturnal animals.

Something to think about

So let me get this straight. There were areas of the white house that didn't have good wifi, and the only solution was to install Starlink? Anyone with 101 level of networking k ows this is complete bullshit.

This is your daily reminder that having an opinion that the State of Israel are terrorists, and being anti-Semite are NOT the same thing. Don't let the media conflate the two! With all of the distractions, it's easy to forget how Israel's ideal world is for an entire people to be exterminated.

Trump has your back! Sorry, I meant he doesn't. Sorry for the confusion.

Biden is at it again. Why won't he stop this left-wing meteorological terrorism?!

So much winning.

RE: Idiot wanting to make Canada the 51st state. Well put.

vm.tiktok.com/ZNddeMgQ7/ What the absolute F.

Well, I'm less than 1 hour into the 9 hour audiobook version of "The Shock Doctrine" by Naomi Klein, and everything is already making SO much sense. It's all just a convenient opportunity to consolidate wealth (and by extension, power).

You know the what the key difference is between the "Biden did this" stickers on gas pumps versus Trump's direct impact on the markets tanking? The first one is bogus and the 2nd one is demonstrably true. Bafoon? Grifter? Either way, he shouldn't be running the country.

DEM VOTER: "I hired a landscaper and paid him $1000 up front to cut my grass a week later, but he never showed up!" TRUMP VOTER: "Wow, he sounds great, I'd like him to do my yard too! Can I have his number?" DEM VOTER: "He stole my money!" TRUMP VOTER: "Are you gonna give me his number or not?!"

Honest Question: Who actually owns TikTok right now? It was suuuuch a huge deal, then it was briefly banned in the US, then it wasn't, and now it's complete radio silence. Why is this "massive nation security issue" suddenly no longer an issue? Asking for a friend.

On a scale of 0 to 5 fucking million, how likely do we think that the "Letter from Zelenskyy" that Trump just read aloud was not actually a letter from Zelenskyy? 5 fucking million? Yeah I thought so too.

BREAKING - Trump repeats another MASSIVE lie - claiming that US has spent $350 billion on Ukraine and Europe only $100 billion WRONG - here are the real numbers: US - $114 billion Europe - $132 billion

This is what a true world leader and badass looks like. The US is run by bullies and assholes.

So there was this joke that America is turning into Idiocracy, but at this point it's less and less of a joke. It's also abundantly clear that President Comacho would be a better president. www.adweek.com/wp-content/u...

vm.tiktok.com/ZNdJV7whC/ She tried...

Everyone should watch this video. youtu.be/JSuhiT-rZFs?...

I wish this were a joke. To all of you that voted for Trump and downballot candidates supporting him: we warned you. Even THEY warned you they would do this... and you still thought destroying your own lives and the country was more important than helping people. So, in closing, eat a bag of dicks.

"We're not coming into America, we're leaving." #comedy youtube.com/shorts/mOli3...

The US seems to be all about the price of eggs. So in case you're curious what 10 store brand run of the mill eggs cost in Berlin, Germany... €1.99 (~$2.09). Pretty sure Bird Flu isn't the reason US egg prices are high...

This clip is fantastic. Not because it's a "burn", but because it's so damn true. Do not let the current administration misdirect you from the real problems and the real beneficiaries of their decisions. youtube.com/shorts/0K4Ic...

So, America was "Great" back in 1954? This is a list of requirements to be an Airline "Stewardess". SOURCE: www.reddit.com/r/interestin...

I'm trying out the new "Le Chat" from Mistral AI. I asked if it can generate images, it said yes, so I proceeded to request something reasonably specific. It left me speechless. chat.mistral.ai/chat

Everyone needs to read this, and keep reading this. The US is becoming a fascist nation. This is not "hyperbole". Do not try to "explain this away". If you voted for Trump, this is on you, full stop. ratical.org/ratville/CAH...

How the fuck are we doing this shit again?

Absolutely sick.