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Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

submitted 18 days ago • 196 comments

SEIZE JOY FROM THE JAWS OF PAIN. HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH WATER TODAY?

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing better than sitting on your couch late at night, watching TV, having a snack, and getting a notification from your Apple Watch that you’ve reached your activity goal

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

It's the weekend, baby

submitted 37 days ago • 14 comments

The New Mexico Department of Transportation released the winners of its annual "name a snowplow contest."

submitted 39 days ago • 9 comments

The way I cackled at that ending, @laurenbeukes.com! So funny! 🤣

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

DM: Old age enters the chamber and comes at your party, what do you do? Dylan Thomas, playing a barbarian: I will hold my action of going gentle into that good night, until old age should burn and rave at close of day. For my bonus action, I would like to rage, rage against the dying of the light

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I intend to.

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

YOU ARE A TRUE WARRIOR. I AM PROUD OF YOU.

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.

submitted 79 days ago • 725 comments

dinosaur jr. is a nepo baby (dinosaur sr.’s son)

submitted 87 days ago • 17 comments

Suing spotify for some made up thing and not because they pay artists like .00003 cents per stream is such a drake move

submitted 89 days ago • 153 comments

🔴 DICE GIVEAWAY 🔴 Have the chance to win any of my available sets of DnD dice in my etsy shop! Winner may choose a color change if preferred! To enter : ✦ Must be a follower ✦ Like & Repost ⚠️ If you enter you are okay with giving me your address to send the product! ENDS : NOV. 30 INFO BELOW! ⬇️

submitted 94 days ago • 4 comments

To celebrate reaching 3000 followers, we are doing a Bluesky giveaway! To enter: 🎲 Like 🎲 Follow 🎲 Repost this post We will randomly pick and DM a winner on Friday, November 29th, and they will have 24-hours to respond. This giveaway is international with shipping paid for by us, so good luck!

submitted 90 days ago • 47 comments

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10 years ago today… youtu.be/QrGrOK8oZG8

submitted 118 days ago • 26 comments

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SLAY DRAGONS. HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

WEAR YOUR FAVORITE SHINY THING.

submitted 122 days ago • 1 comment

A HYDRATED WARRIOR IS A LETHAL WARRIOR.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Who can reskeet this Toucan? Youcan.

submitted 124 days ago • 13 comments