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sardonix.bsky.social
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Kushner Promises Israel Plan Will Relocate All Palestinians To Generous Swath Of Mediterranean Sea theonion.com/kushner...

I know the takeaway is supposed to be “oh no crime” but a gang of thieves that exclusively steals rich people’s fancy watches at high-end restaurants both: 1. is not an issue most people need to worry about, and 2. sounds like the work of a Batman villain called Clockface or something

"a true romantic"

hilarious to see civil war talk from rich nerds who flinch when an automatic door closes too fast behind them

The South African team at the International Court of Justice used open-source footage to support their case. Our Justice and Accountability unit are working to prove the viability of open-source information in judicial processes, particularly in cases of potential war crimes.

The only “deal with the devil” conspiracy I can get behind is the writers of The Onion. In all the years I’ve been reading it they have never missed. Not once. That is a DEMONIC efficiency

"It was touch-and-go there for a bit with all the macro changes underway in our industry, but we were luckily able to avert any reduction in upper-management pay for yet another quarter."

let's check in on how AI is affecting the internet futurism.com/amazon-produ...

Gambling is back on the menu boys!! Crypto chuds have officially entered the SEC approved investment space, where REAL gamblers live

Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal media: should shoplifters be executed?

Made the mistake of turning on @cnbcofficial.bsky.social ‘s Squawk Box to see a perfect example of how media runs defense for even the most abhorrent 1%’ers. “Elon didn’t mean what he tweeted,” “here’s a clip of him SAYING he isn’t antisemitic!” And “his brain works faster than his filter.” Gross

Let us be clear: This is a fraught moment, and one that has polarized not only Americans but people all over the world. It demands incredible sensitivity and strict adherence to journalistic standards of objectivity, and simply put, that is something we aren’t willing to do.

🎶 Twitter is dead and full of awful people 🎶