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saresa.bsky.social
Still a shit cunt, tbh. Now with added metal. Nerdery, books, tattoos, drug harm minimisation stuff, insurmountable debt and an unfortunate oversized arse. Will provide Vegemite sandwiches on request. Not political on Thursdays (Australian time)
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My current vehicle (Landcruiser Prado) contributes to road damage more than my future EV will, just through the sheer size and weight of the vehicle. American style utes, even more so! But Dutton won't talk about that.

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Today in "bold choices" - upped my morning protein, back on the pre-workout... wearing the most fiddly rear zip trousers known to mankind to work. Please pray for me. (Near misses: 1. Pants been on... 10 min)

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Also increased my lateral raises today from 4 to 5kg (once upon a time they were 6!), so don't expect those to ever improve again in anyone's lifetime 🤣

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What a morning! I struggle with a busy gym 🤣 (aaargh crowds)

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Aaargh there's, like, 30 other people at the gym this morning! 💀

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🤭

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Watched Dutton’s media conference today, he’s in full melt-down mode …

submitted 19 hours ago • 19 comments

Name your first crush on a villain (not a real-life person, that joke will land like a lead balloon) #FirstBadCrush

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

We all know about Dutton and his MASSIVE property portfolio I just want know the DETAILS about the $80million in the Cayman Islands etc

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

And that, my friends, is how this place is different to other social media. Anywhere else, that would be a "I was hacked!" type of post. Here, you can all join me on my instrumental butt journey.

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Well, this could be my opportunity to master farting in tune.

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The UK would rather dim the sun than go to therapy (reduce our carbon emissions)

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

And after eating all those beans, I can feel the inevitable consequences on their way...

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The whitest of the basic white girl nachos

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First day back at work done! Time to make nachos and descend into despair at the state of the world

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Pet peeve number 947493 - people who use "beautifying" filters on photos of/with their kids. Great work on setting your kid up to develop all sorts of self-esteem issues. Double minus points for filters on photos of babies, just because.

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A bit of a weird one at the gym today - my program has this listed as "do nothing day," with strict instructions to DO NOTHING. However, my brain needs routine, or everything falls apart... so off to the gym for a short 2km treadmill walk and a long stretch. The legs are starting to develop nicely!

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Dodgy as fuck. #AusPol

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

So tired, can't sleep, aaaargh. I need to get back into my 8-4 sleep routine and it ain't working!

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I can’t believe that because Nazis booed at the Welcome to Country, the discussion is now about whether Welcome to Countries have a place at all and if they’re “overdone”? Are you kidding me?! #LeadersDebates #AusVotes #AusPol

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127 women have been killed in the past 16 months in Australia almost all by the violence of men. Will they finally be asked about this at the #leadersdebate tonight? How is this epidemic of male violence against women not a priority on helping us decide who is best to lead us.

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I love the photo The Guardian used to accompany its story on Dutton calling them hateful

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If you want the dole for life and free marijuana, Vote Greens! Pic pinched from Beautiful, Talented & Deadly on FB #auspol

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Not sure how many times I've had to tell my kid it's fucking rude to read my phone while I'm sending people messages. It's the worst combo of reading over someone's shoulder AND eavesdropping!

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I have heaps of paperwork and lesson planning to do and I just do not want to do it. Aaaaargh.

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I need to look at more images, because I'm not up on fashion, but why does he not appear to be dressed for a funeral?

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If Biden, as president, had fallen asleep at the Pope’s funeral, it would have been the top story in America for days. Trump falling asleep at the Pope’s funeral today won’t be, because our media is broken.

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Wearing my Jungle Giants shirt that I purchased drunk at a festival... I'll never wear this out of the house because walking around with "LOVE SIGNS" written across my chest is kinda weird.

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This is horrifying. (Also, Aussies, please remember - as if we forgot - we locked up a family on an island for almost 4 years... sharing link for non-Aussies en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murugap...)

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Could you ever have imagined you would see a headline like this in your lifetime

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OMG at Linda trotting out the old "Sudanese gangs are out of control!" as a reason to vote Liberal. Fuck sake Linda, you really just mainlined Sky News, didn't you. (Linda - some random ill informed Liberal voter who thinks crime is out of control in her electorate)

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