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Dear Manager, 1. I was falling asleep 2. I was calling a cab 3. I was have a smoke 4. I was touching his chest, now 5. I was taking off my dress, now

David Raya they could never make me hate you ❤️

genuinely getting to the point where I want to lose to PSV, I can’t see this team playing Real Madrid and my head staying on my shoulders

the current mood

It’s December 2023. I’m sick and just had a fever break after three days. Arsenal lose at home to West Ham. It’s February 2025. I’m sick and just had a fever break after three days. Arsenal lose at home to West Ham.

singing “Champions of Europe, you’ll never sing that” about the UECL is so objectively funny that I can’t even hate on it

PGMOL are an absolute joke, and will continue to be so until proved otherwise

dude every time the camera cuts to Reuben Amorim, that man is in HELL

Oh no! Bette Midler!

how this message finds me

my partner keeps talking about her crochet project with Merino wool, leading to me reflexively yelling MERINOOOO. im blessed she’s so patient.

yeah this rice injury is exactly what the chaos gods would have required for the fun last couple minutes

MIKEL GODDAMN MERINO YALL

should put this on a permanent banner at the emirates, really

MERINO THE MISSING LINK UP FRONT! #OneNiltotheArsenal

It’s going to get lost in the goal but that pass from Jorginho to Ø in the Arsenal box was fucking *wizardry*

OH YOU SID THE SLOTH LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER LETS GOOOOOO

“We know what you are / We know what you are / Thomas Partey / We know what you are” honestly major props to Leicester fans for being one of the loudest clubs about this

at this point see if Neto can put in a shift there, it won’t be that much worse

NOT NOW NEW BALANCE, JESUS

we still have to go to Anfield, the City Ground and Old Trafford this season.

Fig. 1:

me neurodivergent ass on year 4 of my first Stardew after making my entire greenhouse star fruit and speedrunning marrying Emily:

Arsenal Supporters Against Sexual Violence is doing a protest in front of the Emirates Feb 22nd!

been up for like five minutes and im already physically ill, good god

how this news finds me

yessirrrr

how about them gators

idk, that seems like an overreaction. instead it’s RETURN TO THE 4-4-2 TIME

it is a weird but telling victory of sorts that the right has managed to partially drag the conversation to "should DOGE hire super racists" and away from "DOGE is made up bullshit that should have no power"

OPOY Voting: Barkley 35, Jackson 12, Henry/Burrow/Allen 1 (each) MVP Voting: Allen 27, Jackson 23

JERRY ADAMS DENIES ALL INVOLVEMENT WITH THE SHAMROCK SHAKE

and now Martinelli’s done his hamstring, my head is on fucking Jupiter rn