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I can't wait to get home to my radicchio

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really wanna play ball with neanderthals

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

deeply ingrained homo sapiens thought: neanderthal could hit it from the back

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would one of you come over with some leeks? I'm craving leeks and company

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Just finished writing my first Substack post, which is entitled, “So My Groomer is a Pornstar, What Now?” This was a tough thing to write and an almost impossible thing to post - but I can’t shrink myself or this experience any more if I was to heal. open.substack.com/pub/pyroov8/...

submitted 3 days ago • 72 comments

very thoughtful of the wheel of time to have both elayne AND mat show cleavage whilst singing a bawdy tune about tits

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a little smoked gouda and some fig jam ... and candied pecans ...

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

I am FINALLY going to see oh, mary!

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

rip mary shelley you would've loved cruising in the graveyard

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

today I had TWO gorgeous pizzas and blood orange soda with my bestie ... so decadent, this life of mine!

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oh well hi! :3

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this outdoor italian dining location is pergalicious

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

they're back there on their hurdy gurdy, twangin' this one out

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I went to the gender neutral restroom and nobody there knew you

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

stealing cable you can easily afford from a neighbor you dislike is blue ajah behavior

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

not one, not two but THREE romanians on the scruff grid this morning

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

home early on a friday, as I deserve! 🙂‍↕️💋💓

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

BREAKING: Yuval Abraham, co-director of Oscar-winning documentary "No Other Land," says Israeli settlers beat his co-director Hamdan Ballal, injuring his head and stomach — and then Israeli soldiers invaded the ambulance he was in and seized him. Ballal's whereabouts are now unknown.

submitted 13 days ago • 140 comments

okay well ... I've got lamb korma and gobi manchurian WITH samosa chaat on the way ... decadence incoming!

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

after much hemming and hawing I finally dnf'd a boring book that I had been forcing myself through for a month 🙂‍↕️

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I'm currently being haunted by a photo of my profile that my coworker screenshot from a mutual friend's ig story and texted to me

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments