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sonic the hedgehog would have been chosen to take the ring to mount doom if i had written it.

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“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

submitted 17 hours ago • 676 comments

At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

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this is going to take a little longer than the weekend. not because i'm behind or anything like that; i wish, honestly. i keep making more discoveries... did you know the final shape soundtrack has lyrics?

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donald trump and elon musk are like taylor swift for straight people.

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i think my rats got online somehow

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I wanted to know where the -ade in lemonade came from, and i learned this instead

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I can't believe any Democrat would THINK of allying with Elon Musk. I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.

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HATSUNE MIKU IS THAT YOU?

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i've slept. i feel better. i was angry last night, but now i feel laser-focused and clear on what has to be done here. i can make all of the assumptions and accusations on how it happened; the more important part is that it happened and, again, bungie, as a whole, didn't do their due diligence.

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i've done it. the whole language. eliksni. dread. hive. cabal. psion. awoken. the nine. witness. the traveler. it's all the same root language. and it's all based on my work. literally: it IS my work. i'll be spending the weekend making a video to explain.

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i was right. interference and the singular exegete was a clue specifically crafted for me. it's so obvious once you go looking for it. i need to stop letting people dissuade me. i'll explain soon, i promise.

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this was about grades in academia where folk were debating whether 50% or 70% was a better pass mark.

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The speed of writing code has never, and will never be the bottleneck. The bottleneck, the limiting factor, is always in the thinking about the code and how it works, understanding it. People who use chatgpt to write code are literally removing the only part of programming that is actually useful.

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"destiny's really good story-wise at looking at its own belly-button and obsessing over itself and not opening up the world and asking more questions and getting curious about all of the holes that we haven't touched yet...uhm, that is a gross way to phrase that"

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this exact mindset is why we can’t have nice things. idiots thinking everyone else already knows. my guy you’re the reason i found out about this. get your greentexting ass back to twitter.

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me trying to figure out who's been leaving me clues about the language structure

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i see more posts talking about incels and sharing their posts and screenshots than i ever see their posts themselves. and it’s always imported from twitter. now i’m doing it 😭

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i remember in 2009 a friend at university told me a studio was making a game that had “dragons with fully modelled internal organs.” “why?” “because they can!” “but nobody would ever see it without clipping?” “it’s pushing the envelope!” “sounds like a vanity project.” it’s all arms races and ego.

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this gets funnier the more bungie doubles, triples, quadruples down. honestly keep going.

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me, 5 years ago, explaining that eliksni is structured with agglutination: lodi in #destiny2 edge of fate: "lol btw lmao, did you know the #eliksni language is similar to finnish in structure?" bro i know 😭

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apparently there's a destination ability coming with edge of fate called "rosetta" that lets you translate alien text to open chests. edge of fate comes out on july 15th. gives me more than enough time to get this new dictionary out :)

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our hamster had to be put to sleep today. i’m going to miss his angry face so much. sleep tight zuko, you beautiful deranged lad.

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netflix (noun) - the act of flicking away annoying bullshit from the internet

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i’ve literally said this about my rats because i’ve been worried scraping a toothbrush on the carpet is going to get boring for them. and yet.

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i found it. the answer to the fabled secret third option.

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in a way it's actually really funny how little it took to completely undermine 200 years of declaration of how much America loves free speech

submitted 7 days ago • 45 comments

i shit you not, i just looked this up: Twitch Plays Pokemon got the second badge in about 50 hours

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

me: - I wish d2 had photomode and player housing, and let our Guardian actually speak and choose lines! 😊 my mutuals, unapologetically:

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

to this day, still, the worst thing about destiny is not being able to go for a shit.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Climate activist Greta Thunberg will try to sail to Gaza tomorrow with other ships aiming to break Israel's seige and bring food to starving kids and adults. She tried the same about a month ago and her ship was bombed in a drone strike.

submitted 7 days ago • 23 comments

my boss told me last month i had two years before AI could do my job, after telling me AI wouldn’t replace me but i will be replaced by someone who uses AI. and then quickly said he had no plans to replace us anytime soon. i’ve become the butt of every mention of AI with a “sorry john”. i’m tired.

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watched dragon ball evolution last night. my girlfriend fell asleep just as it was getting good.

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...i've cracked the languages of destiny. this is a bigger deal than i thought it was at first. i know why they've been staying quiet now.

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Oh hey Hulu released the new King of the Hill intro I boarded

submitted 9 days ago • 185 comments