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submitted 35 days ago • 352 comments

Happy National Poetry Month, from Lolcat, TS Eliot, and me.

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There’s a very particular joy that comes from realizing, oh, it’s Friday night and I’m going to bed and I don’t have to set an alarm! I’d imagine there’s a word for that in German.

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I’ve got my windows open, what with it being delightfully spring-like, which means I hear more random Franklin and Hennepin noise than usual. I just heard some dude yell, “FUCK YOU!” to which I reflexively replied, “Yes! Fuck you, too!” He didn’t hear me, but I had a good giggle. #ComingToAmerica

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Now I remember why I’ve always had that kind of “I know it would be a bad idea, buuuut…I’d do it anyway” crush on Christopher Walken. #Severance, #CreepySexy

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Drummond: Didn’t you get that memo? Milchik: No, it’s…I got the memo, I just use too many big words, and…it’s not a problem, because I’ll make sure to minimize my vocabulary, so… Drummond: Yeaaaahhhh, I’m just gonna…go ahead and…send you that memo again. #Severance, #TPSReports

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

For the remainder of my life, I mean to use the term “spilling lineage” in lieu of any other euphemism for jerkin’ it. #Severance

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Oops 😬

submitted 90 days ago • 1023 comments

“Marshmallows are for team players, DYLAN!”

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I want to adopt Irving and Burt as my dads. #Severance

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I mean…

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

YES, I was right: Mr. Drummond is played by Icelandic giant Ólafur Darri Ólafsson, who you may remember from such roles as Maria Bamford’s boyfriend/husband on Lady Dynamite and Dewal the Naked Meth Cook on True Detective. #Severance, #EsteemedCharacterActors

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

“The difference between man and machine is that machines cannot think for themselves. Also, they are made of metal, whereas man is made of skin.” Ricken Hale? Or Jack Handey? #Severance

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Alzheimer’s has a particular kind of cruelty. I hate it.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

I strongly suggest that everyone screenshot this.

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

I just started reading Fahrenheit 451 (because apparently I can’t get enough dystopian speculative fiction, I DON’T KNOW WHY), and the goddamn introduction is written by Neil fucking Gaiman. So that’s just…ugh.

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

Tonight is a good night I think for eating roasted romanesco and baked scallops and watching Severance!

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Lunch hour companion Emily: