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sassattack.bsky.social
21 year old writer, student, musician, wannabe media critic. He/Him I occasionally post things.
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Duskbloods is a pvp game…? Coming out of Fromsoft…? That might be a pass from me 😬

Nintendo almost instantly losing all of the goodwill they earned with me today is honestly the most Nintendo coded thing ever

I bet no one on planet earth is happier today than this man right here

Can honestly say I was not expecting a (possible) bloodborne sequel at a nintendo direct

Absolutely love that Monolith is keeping this style for their official art

Oh shit, I forgot about Xenoblade X again. Guess I’m not playing Trails anymore 😵‍💫

I’m so excited for shadows to come out so I can never hear about it again for the rest of my life

If you could commission one fictional character to fix the US political problems, who would it be?

Five seconds into Trails in the Sky and I can already tell that Falcom has just always had fantastic osts

Disappointed in myself for not being a never ending spiral of negativity projected out towards the rest of the world. I promise to better.

@sentimentbot.bsky.social enlighten me

Welp with my Dark Souls playthroughs complete I no longer have any excuse to not bury myself in the Trails series. See you all in 8 years!

Tired of those "gamers" shouting out "non-buy-nary" when the game has a smidge of thing they don't like

A blackout corrupted my save data in dark souls 3 and I now have to restart from the beginning. Still preferable to ds2 ngl

We need more songs about getting drunk with bullfrogs

I gave in to the urge, fuck DS2

I hope whoever made lud and zallen has a warm pillow every single night for the rest of their life.

The overwhelming urge to skip to DS3 rn 😩

Anyway time for dark souls 2, god DAMN i did not miss this game

Every time I play Dark Souls I start to wonder why I hold it in such high regard. Then I get to the Kiln and fight Gwyn and I remember that it’s because this game is art.

Mio is pretty much interchangeable with almost every xenoblade character ngl (I will never stop shilling for nine sols)

My favorite park of dark souls was when i spent 5 hours in the depths slaughtering rats for their souls so i could give them to a spider lady so she could open a door for me so i could put on a shiny hat made of bugs so i could kill death itself.