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my hand hovers over a tub of Sabra at the grocery store, then drifts away. i am immediately executed by a 200 million dollar Boston Dynamics gun platform

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

The most helpful thing you could do for MAGA in this moment is argue that our political institutions work well for the American people, which most voters do not believe. This is one reason why the party making that argument in November lost to Donald Trump, returning him to the White House.

submitted 3 days ago • 28 comments

Will to live near me

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

"Hello, we're Tongue Against The Boot!"

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Democrats love to be like, "we need to save liberal democracy, so we are giving cops AI"

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Cartoon with caption by my buddy @jackhauen.bsky.social

submitted 5 days ago • 31 comments

Sex and the City

submitted 5 days ago • 28 comments

Wearing my "let this radicalize you" shirt when i saw a @prisonculture.bsky.social classic

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

[low budget christian knock off of steven universe voice:] 🎵🎶 all i wanna do is see you turn into a giant bible (giant bible) 🎵🎶

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Hey quick question what happens when you crash the entire economy asking for all of us

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

not clear to me if the call i just got was border patrol calling a wrong number or scammers posing as border patrol calling a wrong number.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Unpopular opinion but i do nerd a hug

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

You know the Shedeur Sanders stories is big because i heard a bunch of gay people who call everything "sports ball" talking about it last night.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Can already see the Facebook posts with photos of empty shelves and the captions, "what is this, commie china?!"

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Holy fuck i can't believe people are still saying shit like this five years later. Like we get it, you have no courage or vision. Please stop trying to convince others to abandon theirs.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

She keeps her home (keeps her home!) keeps her home so cute and clean

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

They got Cabela's in Texas???

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

When people break the law, and their actions are righteous and appropriate, we should applaud them. When people abide by or enforce the law, and their actions are repugnant, we should condemn them. We should never pretend the law is a moral dividing line.

submitted 9 days ago • 55 comments

"We saw you from across the black tie gala Heritage Foundation fundraiser and wanted to call you a tranny to your face"

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

so the prosecution on Luigi's case listened to calls between him and his attorney...how convenient! they've done the same thing in the cop city RICO prosecution btw!!

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Sorry, when were we assuming we were welcome by default???

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

If only lessons from mistakes could bring them to justice

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

That NYT graphic about saving money on food budgeting being like "have your tried eggs?" is so funny to me

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Katy Perry kills a nun, goes to space... JD Vance kills the Pope, ???

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Representation win! This gay attorney general is embracing the fascist crackdown on free speech.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

According to the graduate employees union on X, the FBI and Michigan State Police were "acting on search warrants requested by AG Dana Nessel." The Ypsilanti police department referred questions on Facebook to the Attorney General's Office, seeming to confirm Nessel's involvement.

submitted 11 days ago • 10 comments

It's so funny that they teased Elder Scrolls 6 and then proceeded to re-release Skyrim so many more times that they now have no option but to re-release Oblivion

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

when did wapo start adding this AI summary of an article's comments section to stories?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Tragic that "mostly decent human who is hilariously homophobic" is apparently top level poping and that's like ... as good as it's ever gonna get???

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Calling today a win for "gender ideology"

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"pope dies, imperial marshal to be removed" is a hell of a news cycle for someone playing too much crusader kings 3 lately (me)

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Pope Francis waited for John Cena to break Ric Flair's record so he could die at peace

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

actually, calling it "blue" sky is misogynistic. how about pink sky? for women???

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

it's a sad day for catholicism, which of course means it is a normal day for catholicism in many ways

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

it’s becoming increasingly clear that JD Vance killed the pope

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments