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satantangoing.bsky.social
“I want to rise so high that when I shit I won’t miss anybody.” | Getting mad about politics and talkin' about films, books, games, and anime
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Lmfaooo

they have a good partnership #alanwake2

"Aha! Is this our chance?!?" Proud to announce that I'll be voicing every character in the upcoming Persona 4 remake except for Adachi, who will be voiced by Keith David.

Me when I walk up to an NPC in a video game and press a button:

Futudama

hardest shit of the life

Can't even buy Mario Kart for $60 anymore, because of woke

Drop everything and watch this otter yawn.

The Utz girl is such an icon. “Yeah I’m eating chips. What’re you gonna do about it, punk?”

saw a dog alone going down geary in a waymo car, that is the most fucked up thing i have seen in a minute. big great pyrenees dog, alone in the back seat of a driverless car zipping down the road

This might come across as more than a little blunt, but please bare with me. A lot of people completely dismiss or even hate indie games and what's being unsaid here is they want is something mainstream from major studios with advertising and popular enough that the zeitgeist allows them to play it.

Really makes you think

When you're hitting the end of the chapter and you KNOW the music's about to drop #LiveALive

reminds me of my replies. I think Bluesky is so new that it’s populated by low level enemies like this. these are 1 HP boars in level one of the video game when all you’re equipped with is a wooden sword

When I saw the "Heretic Prophet" subtitle for this, I was like 'oh, okay, of course.' I know lots of great folks work at Naughty Dog, but I simply do not trust Druckmann to tell a story about religion. and hey: required reading on TloU2 from @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social www.vice.com/en/article/t...

we closed the library on Saturdays to pay for this

You are dumb as a fucking rock, pal

When you have the brain of a dog

it’s a little funny to watch people fret over whether social media will broaden their horizons or not because the things we’ve always had to broaden our horizons still exist. they’re called: books

Nutty buddy

It takes a long time to be correct and a very short time to be wrong!

and the reason this is important is that politics have not stopped happening. trump is set to squander whatever goodwill he has with the voting public and this is an opportunity

look, games award posting is a losing game but I'm fuckin losin my mind at this. There are two games in this list with a story that even qualifies as "good" and one of them came out in 2001.

Anyways Balatro or Astro Bot would be the best choice for this year’s show. Metaphor would be the next best

The fraudulent "Game Awards" have released yet another list of lackluster nominees. That's okay, I'll keep watching that garbage

the american voters who chose this are far less responsible than the reps and appointees and judges in both parties who allowed trump to go unpunished in obvious violation of the public trust and their oaths of office

checking in with my friends on threads

if democratic politicians continue to abandon trans people, trans people and gay people in general will abandon them completely in return. i can’t see how they believe this is a good strategy unless they want to lose every election forever

it’s important to sustain joy, and it’s important to make fun of fascists. legitimately they draw so much social power from people being scared of them and the first step shedding that fear is laughing at what a bunch of pathetic losers they are

the important question isn’t “did Harris lose because the left is too woke?” it’s “why isn’t Donald Trump in federal prison?” We’re being subjected to lectures about politics by the people who held all of the power and let this dipshit slip through their grasp.

I’m addicted to UFO 50. No other games exist.

PARTY HOUSE! #UFO50

Pussy from a girl who constantly gets me into madcap antics >>>>>

eggman at the beginning of every game: i am adolf q. hitler. sonic won’t stop me from destroying every last human alive. fire the cannons. the earth must be purged eggman at the end of every game: ah what the hell brother, pass me some belief in my friends