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Brian
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Seriously questioning what makes a bro after he allows critical infrastructure and other key strategic resources to fall under enemy control

Caught yearning again 🙄

I seen your ass in the forest canopy earlier. Why not come down here

I'm begging and choosing

I espied a ne'er-do-well rustling through your documents last night

Bro there are some atrocious beasts outside looking for you

I think I deserve first class treatment at a highly rated opium den just one time, like Once come on

I'm forming a queue near your profile

I'm in the process of allocating the necessary resources to read and potentially like one of your posts

Hang tight I'm researching some upgrades for your shit

Wafting some dream clouds your way

Where else shall I look?

Who's ready to such

It's high time I got back on the computer

One tip I can give to those who struggle with their deliverables is that you should consistently produce them in a high quality and timely manner

May have taken my evening medication twice,

I'm listening

Putting some reps into my white person smile despite already expert proficiency

I found your tweet to be freighted with both humor and cutting insight

Check out these words brah

Going to inappropriately start saying 'Goals' with no context

Maybe. Perhaps. Tough to say. Could be the case

I'm a high ranking ambassador to single millennials

Activating white boy communication protocols

The homies generally tend to love call and response type songs

Disconsolate wizard blasting his magic 8 ball with destruction spells

Stand back, the great seer is preparing to fuck heavy with his premonitions

The sea wouldn't be quite so impressive without its water

Working is just one thing a job may demand of you