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Commander of the Content Armies of the South. Husband to a healthy wife, father to a healthy daughter, and I shall have my vengeance. In this life or the next.
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Every accusation this irredeemable piece of human garbage makes is projection. Every single one. www.dw.com/en/ukraine-u...

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

One for the youngsters. shop.viz.co.uk/viz343bs

submitted 12 days ago • 8 comments

Dupont my arse. Go on, Dupont it. #therugby

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Update. The Telegraph has now corrected its entirely fabricated claim that 1 in 12 Londoners is an "illegal migrant" and has accepted that this claim was false in *four" separate respects. However, this has not resolved my complaint to IPSO - I will continue to request a front-page correction.

submitted 23 days ago • 65 comments

When nextdoor Susan thinks she may have left half her Twix at your gaff.

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

The Welsh told the Saxons this hill was called "pen" (meaning "hill"). The Saxons added their word for hill, "tor," and called it Torpen (hill hill). Later the Norse added their world for hill. So it became Torpen Haugr (Hill Hill Hill). Now the English call it Torpenhow Hill (Hill Hill Hill Hill)

submitted 30 days ago • 119 comments

“Nice poker face. You just cost me $200

submitted 37 days ago • 6 comments

Welp. Apple snuck something dirty in our phones last night. Settings > Apps > (pick an app) > Siri > Learn From this App TOGGLE OFF. You have to go through each app. My garage app, my BANKING APPS, others had that turned on automatically. 😡

submitted 41 days ago • 156 comments

During the Great Fire of London the rumour quickly spread that foreign migrants were responsible. Foreigners were beaten up & even lynched. The fire’s severity was in fact caused by unusually dry conditions and high winds.

submitted 45 days ago • 23 comments

NEW A close look at Truss's legal threat to Starmer The former Prime Minister has sent a glorious but seemingly hopeless cease-and-desist letter By me Substack: emptycity.substack.com/p/a-close-lo... Personal blog: davidallengreen.com/2025/01/a-cl...

submitted 46 days ago • 7 comments

You have a new follower

submitted 48 days ago • 31 comments

Lovely stuff.

submitted 49 days ago • 3 comments

It turns out that Farage was right; foreigners were coming for his job.

submitted 50 days ago • 142 comments

You can only work with what you're given.

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Ultimate Conspiracy Theory: The Las Vegas Cybertruck fire is a false flag to make it impossible to Google "Cybertruck Fire" and get a good handle on how many of them have caught fire in the last year

submitted 53 days ago • 95 comments

Me: The earth isn't flat. Fiat earther: Correct. Me: Huh? Fiat earther: It's the shape of an italian car. Me: What? Fiat earther: You read my name wrong didn't you?

submitted 56 days ago • 61 comments

submitted 58 days ago • 4 comments

I WANT MORE FRIGGING PINGU

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 67 days ago • 14 comments

Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.

submitted 72 days ago • 1234 comments

Things escalate quickly in Essex.

submitted 72 days ago • 3 comments

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submitted 76 days ago • 498 comments

You Only Live Twice is on the telly. Bond has been in Japan for about two minutes and he’s already at a Sumo match. If he did a mission in Britain, he’d be at the National Beefeater Conference straight away, fighting off a huge Town Crier who was trying to kill him with a sharpened garden gnome.

submitted 78 days ago • 24 comments

"I'm just great at doing stuff", spoken by Ryan Gosling as Ken in Barbie might be the most significant line in cinema for the last 50 years. Fight me.

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

Have you ever met a charismatic and highly amusing donkey? No? Then you should've come and watched my daughter in her fucking nativity shouldn't you. Idiot.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

The 30s Italy setting in this new Indiana Jones game is so well designed and stunning but I hate that every encounter with fascists end in a fist fight. Hope they patch in an option to debate them and defeat them in the marketplace of ideas

submitted 79 days ago • 9 comments