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Commander of the Content Armies of the South. Husband to a healthy wife, father to a healthy daughter, and I shall have my vengeance. In this life or the next.
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Brings me back baby I ate these with avocado toast every morning before school

Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.

Somehow the "We need to support policies that are popular" crowd never land on the very popular polices like "taxing big corporation more," "making health care more affordable," or "paying teachers more." It's always just "be 10% more racist."

New Bluesky HQ just dropped.

History always has a lesson.

'Daredevil - Born Again' is the most prescient TV series ever created. Discuss. Or don't. IDGAF TBQHWY.

"Name?" "Mark Carney." "Full name?"

Thursday! What a concept!

Am I...old?

I'm more concerned with what is going on to the right.

Every accusation this irredeemable piece of human garbage makes is projection. Every single one. www.dw.com/en/ukraine-u...

One for the youngsters. shop.viz.co.uk/viz343bs

Dupont my arse. Go on, Dupont it. #therugby

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Update. The Telegraph has now corrected its entirely fabricated claim that 1 in 12 Londoners is an "illegal migrant" and has accepted that this claim was false in *four" separate respects. However, this has not resolved my complaint to IPSO - I will continue to request a front-page correction.

When nextdoor Susan thinks she may have left half her Twix at your gaff.

The Welsh told the Saxons this hill was called "pen" (meaning "hill"). The Saxons added their word for hill, "tor," and called it Torpen (hill hill). Later the Norse added their world for hill. So it became Torpen Haugr (Hill Hill Hill). Now the English call it Torpenhow Hill (Hill Hill Hill Hill)

“Nice poker face. You just cost me $200

Welp. Apple snuck something dirty in our phones last night. Settings > Apps > (pick an app) > Siri > Learn From this App TOGGLE OFF. You have to go through each app. My garage app, my BANKING APPS, others had that turned on automatically. 😡

During the Great Fire of London the rumour quickly spread that foreign migrants were responsible. Foreigners were beaten up & even lynched. The fire’s severity was in fact caused by unusually dry conditions and high winds.

NEW A close look at Truss's legal threat to Starmer The former Prime Minister has sent a glorious but seemingly hopeless cease-and-desist letter By me Substack: emptycity.substack.com/p/a-close-lo... Personal blog: davidallengreen.com/2025/01/a-cl...

You have a new follower

Lovely stuff.