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sathanas.bsky.social
Personal account. May or may not post here. 26 / Male (He/Him) / LGBTQ / Gamer, Nerd, Shitposter / Chudcore Incel (/j)
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Probably the single dumbest design decision I've seen on a lot of microwaves is not being able to set cook power if you use quick select timing. Instead, you have to use cook time and then set the power level. Stupid.

Not BlueSky algorithm feeding me football content even though I've expressed zero interest in any sports, and have marked multiple football related posts as not interested. Listen here, Mr. Algorithm, I DO NOT CARE ABOUT SPORTS.

REALLY IMPORTANT UPDATE PLEASE SHARE #ASafeChoice physicians WILL prescribe medication abortion via telehealth FOR WOMEN WHO ANTICIPATE NEEDING THIS MEDICATION. REPEAT: You do NOT need to be currently pregnant to get this prescription. In an era of potentially draconian abortion bans, take note!

It's become a part-time of mine to post the Goatse GIF at any spam texts I get from RCS capable numbers. I'm pretty sure one time I got some group to stop messaging me by constantly responding with a Mario Goatse image.

New app idea: Grindr for Professionals

RFK JR day 1 in HHS after the worms take back over:

I suppose, since I've been seeing these, I shall make a promo post: • The Finals • DayZ • Arma • Forever Winter • Helldivers 2 • Halo • Titanfall • Vampire: The Masquerade • Warhammer (Fantasy & 40k) • TTRPGs • Muzak (EDM, Metal, Rock, Oldies, Brass Jazz, etc.) #promosky

Literally just screeched like a goblin after tripping running up the stairs with my spaghetti and dropping it on the floor.

This is real and is actually hilarious.

I truly hope all of the media attention BlueSky is getting now doesn't create a massive influx of the users/bots that made Twitter so terrible. Let's just keep this place nice. Unfortunately, I suspect such is wishful thinking.

@bsky.app Is there any intent/timeline to optimize BlueSky's interface for use on tablets? I don't personally use them, but a recent interaction with a fellow new user highlighted it as a concern. bsky.app/profile/meri...

At this rate he’s gonna put Vince McMahon in charge of something important

What a fucking scam. I'm suing KitKat for this.

Not a single coherent thought runs through his mind. Unfortunate!