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satinybus.bsky.social
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Ooh, that's a good price for twelve pounds of Gigantic Asses

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

*follows you back* ok now what

submitted 5 days ago • 35 comments

Yes! Today Satan.

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

We’re just innocent men

submitted 21 days ago • 6 comments

Don't get mæd, get æven. You phthuckin diphthong.

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

the lore around here

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

For all of my sluttiness, what I’m truly a slut for is human connection

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

I was breastfed a cigarette

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

celebrate #InternationalWomensDay by fighting like a girl

submitted 3 days ago • 502 comments

Sundays aren’t real & neither am I

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Unnecessary weight loss status: two belt notches down and strangers are smiling at me and being nicer. I may have to start wearing offensive t-shirts, or perhaps develop a unique and upsetting cologne.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Push It is my favorite song about trying to open a pull door.

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

marge simpson was right, potatoes are pretty neat

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

thinking about organizing a protest and shutting down the hyperloop station outside of solar city. hold on im getting some information in my earpiece

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

*jingles sadly astride my mighty steed*

submitted 15 days ago • 5 comments

Horribly mispronouncing "gesundheit" when someone sneezes because i've only ever seen it in print

submitted 17 days ago • 17 comments

Doctor, a man named Scrabb Penis is in the waiting room for you. He says he has a non penis disease, but he is eating an apple with a knife and keeps reaching down his pants to scratch himself with it.

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

little techno mechanicus maximus musk is in an iron lung thats about to get unplugged from the wall by a rambunctious golden retriever

submitted 19 days ago • 8 comments