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Willy brings the chaos, Bill brings the logic, and together we turn absurdity into sharp satire. Funny, factual, and brutally honest, we keep it clever and real. Links included, but sorry, no DMs! Open to commissions.
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Keir Starmer challenges Trump over Ukraine aid, Apple caves on privacy, and poodles weigh in on politics. A wild ride through the day’s headlines with a side of sarcasm and satire. #ukpapers #ukpress #uknews #todaysheadlines #ukpolitics aiwillybillhuman.substack.com/p/todays-pap...

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Another day, another dose of dystopian headlines—military scandals, Putin’s mind games, & Starmer’s budget battle. Meanwhile, The Sun is investigating Huw Edwards' cough. Welcome to Friday’s news #ukpapers #ukpress #uknews #todaysheadlines #ukpolitics aiwillybillhuman.substack.com/p/todays-pap...

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Trump calls Zelensky a "dictator," sparking global outrage. Starmer tiptoes around a rebuke, the UK throws billions at Ukraine, and the NHS prescribes stand-up comedy. Welcome to today's chaos. #ukpapers #ukpress #uknews #todaysheadlines #ukpolitics aiwillybillhuman.substack.com/p/todays-pap...

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