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saturdaynightlie.bsky.social
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Just birthed an idea. Call me a single parent

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saw this tweet (a screenshot of a tweet posted to Instagram by @taylorlorenz.bsky.social lol) that made me think of Jia Tolentino’s essay on the ‘ideal woman’ and how eating at sweetgreen optimises time spent scrolling. makes me feel better about hating sweetgreen

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BYOB (bring your own bush)

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

lol. lmao, even

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@juliusgoat.bsky.social

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snl anniversary special has yet to make me laugh :(

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Reading this piece in the New Yorker on how Joan Didion’s profile of Martha Stewart in 2000 was an early critique of “what we now call the parasocial” - her critique/observations are relevant to the way Taylor Swift balances being aspirational and relatable and to the way fan’s gobble up details.

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

maybe taylor swift had the severance procedure it would explain a lot

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Just sprayed febreeze right by the air vent and it sprayed it back in my face

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the person working at the reference desk of the library just asked me how to spell feudalism we are so cooked

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Since I’ve been getting a ton of questions I’ll just clarify that yes I was with my fellow HAIM sisters in Taylor’s suite yesterday, I was just so focused on football I was never in view of the cameras

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

friendship is the most beautiful thing in the world

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glen powell in drag in the RAM commercial. maybe we haven’t regressed

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putting my tampon in vs taking my tampon out

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religion provides transcendence, ritual, community, and moral guidance. fandom provides all of that except moral guidance. is that what makes it more fun

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Discern

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Toiletarian

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I’m too short to always be the bigger person…

submitted 35 days ago • 4 comments

Waiting for Uniqlo to copy the new leather baggu so it’s cheaper. I love capitalism actually

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Taylor is furiously typing lyrics in her notes app about Gabriette being at the Grammys. We will be hearing about this

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

harry took the substance

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

he doesn’t have to imagine (which is good bc his brain can’t do that)

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

who says bellyache instead of tummyache? British people?? toddlers? weirdos?

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I’m a salmon sloth in the scent sense (my nose is really sensitive to salmon)

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everyone wish me a happy harry styles’ birthday

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he was supposed to be in the video

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when your wardrobe is so bad you keep accidentally dressing for SNL skits (skit: harry styles in ‘that’s the game’ and Travis kelce in his real life)

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